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[faygot]

[When the video turns on it looks like, well, quite honestly, it looks like Gamzee robbed an elderly teacher of his things. The troll is wearing a gog-awful god-awful plaid jacket --complete with elbow patches-- over his normal clothes, and he has got a pair of glasses to complete the teacherly look.]Kay, dogs, get your listen on, motherfucking

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[guiltywest]

My, my. I see being polite is a lost cause in this city.

Voice.

[faygot]

awww, come on, bro. Just give it a motherfucking go!

voice.

[guiltywest]

I'd rather not, thank you very much. I can't see any merit in such language.

voice.

[faygot]

Ain't nothing a brother can all up and do to change your mind?

I approve of that tag.

[brokensmolder]

[...uh huh.]

That's very enlightening-I dare say, riveting-but I just got a question. No, wait, two.

One, you do know there are probably kids around, right?

And two-and this is the most important one so I'd really like an answer-you wouldn't have happened to spread your well-founded knowledge to a certain young girl with, oh, 70 feet of hair earlier this week, would you?

Does that mean Gamzee is off the hook?

[faygot]

I ain't up given it any thought, bro.

Fuck yeah! Shit, I think so. My fucking think pan is all rust, but I have a remember for something like that. A fucking pinkie human one, aight? No motherfucking horns?

ha. ha. ha. ha. no.

[brokensmolder]

...Yeah. Sure.

Listen, you seem like a...[a bit of hand twirling] reasonable...weird...horned guy-are those really horns? [okay he's getting a little distracted.]

:o(

[faygot]

[He gives Flynn a puzzled look, before reaching up tug on his horns for a moment.]

My motherfucking horns ain't honktraband if that's what you is getting your ask on for.

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[got_it_memorizd]

You know, under normal circumstances I think I would be obligated to chide you for your language, but you just seem so jovial about it I can't bring myself to find fault.

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[faygot]

A clown gotta get his glad on, bro. Life is gonna be motherfucking sweet so just gotta grin and wait for all the miracles to come.

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[got_it_memorizd]

'Gonna be'? You make it sound like you already know what's coming.

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[faygot]

Paradise, homey. Is all paradise thats being waiting at the end of this motherfucking show.

[see_me_treckin]

We still need to get us some motherfuckin' pie, dude.

[faygot]

Shit, I know, bro! I ain't have been all able to find no motherfucking slime though.

[see_me_treckin]

Slime? The shit do you need slime for, bro?

[faygot]

For the pie.

[lovingdream]

Hey, it's the miracle guy!

[ HAPPINESS FACE AND THEN SUDDEN SADNESS. ;;; ]

My friend said I couldn't use those words anymore. But they don't really hurt anyone... do they?

[faygot]

What?! Shit, no! They is just motherfucking words, right? They can't all up makes you bleed.

[lovingdream]

Fuck yeah! [ but akjshdkjh guilt. She promised she wouldn't use these words, so she shouldn't! But... they're so much fun! ]

Well... maybe it makes him feel uncomfortable? He seemed pretty upset when I used it!

[faygot]

oh, shit. Well, ti ain't good to all up make your buddies upset. Friends are motherfucking important, you know. But... ya also gotta all up do what your hearts is speaking about.

Fuck, maybe you can be like, all sneaky chill around him like a motherfucking ninja, and you's can unleash the magic all out on me.