♑ 003; > Video
[When the video turns on it looks like, well, quite honestly, it looks like Gamzee robbed an elderly teacher of his things. The troll is wearing a gog-awful god-awful plaid jacket --complete with elbow patches-- over his normal clothes, and he has got a pair of glasses to complete the teacherly look.]
Kay, dogs, get your listen on, motherfucking class is in session.
I all up got my realizing on and shit son, it is like all up all you dudes and dudes don't know the motherfucking word. Well, a brother ain't gonna get his ask on why not, but shit, what kinda fucking homey would I is being if I didn't get my share on with this magic?
[He takes a step back and clumsily refocuses the camera on the wall of his hive apartment. It looks like he got some crayon, and well, that blank space was just too temping because in giant letters it says--]
M O T H E R F U C K I N G
So, I is being all up teaching you bros how to use it. Close your motherfucking eyes and just get into the chill zone, kay? Just. Zone. You all good and fucking zoned? Aight. Now, when you motherfucking heart tells you it all up is right, just say the word. Ain't need no motherfucking rules or shit like that. Rules just motherfucking take the magic outta it. Gotta shout it whenever you get your feel on for it. Ain't gotta lock it all up tight in your nogging or chest. It's like a motherfucking jack in the box. When it's gotta spring, you gotta let it going.
Trust me, it'll make you feel like the best motherfucker there ever was being.
[He gives the camera a wide grin, before taking a step back onto an errant horn. It honks loudly making him jump, tripping backwards, swearing, dropping the camera and just
CLOWN DOWN, CLOWN DOWN CLOWN--
The screen goes black.
> Command | ]
Kay, dogs, get your listen on, motherfucking class is in session.
I all up got my realizing on and shit son, it is like all up all you dudes and dudes don't know the motherfucking word. Well, a brother ain't gonna get his ask on why not, but shit, what kinda fucking homey would I is being if I didn't get my share on with this magic?
[He takes a step back and clumsily refocuses the camera on the wall of his hive apartment. It looks like he got some crayon, and well, that blank space was just too temping because in giant letters it says--]
M O T H E R F U C K I N G
So, I is being all up teaching you bros how to use it. Close your motherfucking eyes and just get into the chill zone, kay? Just. Zone. You all good and fucking zoned? Aight. Now, when you motherfucking heart tells you it all up is right, just say the word. Ain't need no motherfucking rules or shit like that. Rules just motherfucking take the magic outta it. Gotta shout it whenever you get your feel on for it. Ain't gotta lock it all up tight in your nogging or chest. It's like a motherfucking jack in the box. When it's gotta spring, you gotta let it going.
Trust me, it'll make you feel like the best motherfucker there ever was being.
[He gives the camera a wide grin, before taking a step back onto an errant horn. It honks loudly making him jump, tripping backwards, swearing, dropping the camera and just
CLOWN DOWN, CLOWN DOWN CLOWN--
The screen goes black.
> Command | ]