There once was a man name of Billy,
Well known for the world's longest willy;
When limp and unbound
It dragged on the ground,
And when it got hard, scared a filly!

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Today a funny thing happened to me. I had put a DVD of Frozen on hold at the library, because finally after all the hubbub about it has died down I decided to finally see it. I went to pick up the DVD today along with a few other things. Well when I got there, it turned out I had accidentally gotten the Chinese translation of the movie. So I had to ( Read more... )

I've talked before about how my life has been a bit like a sitcom since my roomie moved in years ago. I'm a Pagan, she's a Christian. I'm introverted, she's extroverted. She likes the temperature warmer, I like it cooler. And I still smile about the time a Pagan and a Christian helped teach a Muslim woman how to turn the smoke detector off while ( Read more... )

Molly Elizabeth, imitating a commercial on the radio: "Ask your gastroentomologist today!"

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Just tried saying "kind of leaves it open to interpretation" and "kind of leaves it up for debate" at the same time, twice in a row, which came out as "kind of leaves it open up for [blergle!]"

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LOL my roommate told me how she found this silvery (probably steel) stag horn in a bush by a snake handler's hook and gynecological stirrups; she wondered why those things were there, and I said, "Maybe one of the Ah'Koi Bahnis visited Earth," while pointing at this picture on my wall:

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I sometimes communicate with animal sounds. With that in mind, a text conversation my friend Brooke and I had with each other the other day:

Me, in lieu of asking if I could come over: Mrow?
Brooke: Hisss
Me, thinking it was a cat hiss and not knowing the appropriate word in Cat: *Sad puppy noises*
Brooke: *Snakey hugs*
Me: (I don't remember, but ( Read more... )

So a friend of mine pointed out that not many people know very many of the moons of the solar system, or more likely they recognize some of the names but don’t realize they’re moon names. Then she named a few she knew offhand. Which prompted this comment of mine ( Read more... )

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