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[favoritebean]

“Welcome to Katz DIY Pest Services! How may I help you?”

“Um yes, hello. I need a refund.”

Comments

[agirlnamedluna]

This so reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch, and that is certainly a compliment :D

[favoritebean]

Oh, thank you. Oddly enough, I didn't even think about the 'Dead Parrot Sketch' until you mentioned it here. Such a funny sketch.

Thank you for reading.

[halfshellvenus]

The fact that the business was really a front for money laundering certainly explained the incompetent "sale."

I liked the mention of cats being especially good at catching "yarn." So true!

[favoritebean]

Yarn and pencils. I have one cat that loves to play with pencils and pens. I should have included the 'red dot' as well. *chuckles*

[jem0000000]

Aww, poor kitty, sold right out from in its neighborhood. Although it will probably be happier with Mrs. Hundie, really. :)

[favoritebean]

I'm hoping he'll be happier. Poor kitty! Strays need love too.

Thank you for reading.

[jem0000000]

You're welcome.

[favoritebean]

Now see, this is because I get inspired by your pieces and your ability to write dialogue well. So this comment from you makes me happy. Thank you.

[kajel]

haha I love that she wanted a robot pet to teach her son responsibility! Nicely done.

[favoritebean]

I remember when many of my students got Tamagotchi and Nano Pets in the late 90s. They would always tell me that their parents bought them to to teach responsibility of pet owning. I didn't quite buy that, especially when the games were forgotten months later.

Thank you for reading.