the goose has a migraine;

[fathergander]

Whoever brings me the head of the woodpecker that seems to have taken up residence outside my office window doesn't have to pay dues next quarter.

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[aesopserpent]

That's actually a mildly tempting offer. Does it still count if I send an intern?

[fathergander]

I have no objections to delegation.

[aesopserpent]

I figured you wouldn't. If you see a large man with the face of a fifteen year old outside your window, pay him no mind.

[getoffmybridge]

Not if I get it first.

[tookeen]

WHAT DUES?

[fathergander]

When was the last time you met with Elena, Max?

[tookeen]

Who?

[antigrasshopper]

Do you have an income, Miss Stark?

[tookeen]

But I love woodpeckers.

[fathergander]

Nobody loves woodpeckers.

[tookeen]

Not even Woody?

[fathergander]

I'm more of a Wally Walrus kind of guy.

[bibbidibob]

Professor Anser, that's terrible! You can't kill that bird. By yourself or by proxy.

[fathergander]

At this point, it's the bird or me.

[bibbidibob]

I'll see if I can find a way to deter it without resorting to killing the poor thing.

[fathergander]

Cutting down the trees might help.

[antigrasshopper]

How kind of you to volunteer to pay someone's dues.

[fathergander]

What, I can't offer free passes?

[antigrasshopper]

Ha. Hahaha no.

If no-one kills your little winged foe, we could switch out your posh, well-staffed operation for the unfortunate hole where you've stashed the treasurer's office.

[fathergander]

Hey, at least you get your own office. You could always be moved in with my assistants, you know.