the goose has a migraine;

[fathergander]

Whoever brings me the head of the woodpecker that seems to have taken up residence outside my office window doesn't have to pay dues next quarter.

Comments

[bibbidibob]

Professor Anser, that's terrible! You can't kill that bird. By yourself or by proxy.

[fathergander]

At this point, it's the bird or me.

[bibbidibob]

I'll see if I can find a way to deter it without resorting to killing the poor thing.

[fathergander]

Cutting down the trees might help.

[windmill_tilter]

NO, don't cut down the trees! If no one else can get the damn bird I'll climb up there and paint antifreeze on the building to kill the thing. It'd be better than chopping down those awesome trees!

[fathergander]

Fantastic, then instead of an irritating bird stuck in the tree outside my office, I'll have an irritating vagrant.

[windmill_tilter]

I protest. I am not a vagrant. I pay rent. And I'm not irritating - Bob lets me hang around, and I'm oh so careful and quiet if I'm near your office. For shame, I get no credit.

[bbgoat]

Do we get to vote?

[fathergander]

Har har.