the goose does some conscripting;

[fathergander]

[Keith]

We need to have words, Tyler.

[Charlie]

Got a case for you, Gumshoe.

Comments

Anser

[whats_myname]

What for? I haven't done anything.

Keith.

[fathergander]

How reassuring, that your first assumption is of implicated guilt.

We need straw.

Re: Anser

[whats_myname]

Because the only times you bother writing is to either bitch about something I've done, or about straw.

And I was fucking hoping you weren't going to ask me about straw.

Asshole.

Keith.

[fathergander]

How horrible, I had no idea. I'll make a point in the future to contact more just to see how you're feeling. Gotta earn that Librarian of the Year Award.

Seriously. The goose is missing isn't laying and Elena's crying financial ragnarok. I think your quaint little skill should be applicable by now.

Anser.

[tinsoldiered]

Charlie.

[fathergander]

I want my goose back.