Comments | fathergander: the goose does some conscripting;

fathergander

the goose does some conscripting;

Apr 08, 2008 02:41

[Keith]

We need to have words, Tyler.

[Charlie]

Got a case for you, Gumshoe.

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Anser whats_myname April 8 2008, 12:15:43 UTC

What for? I haven't done anything.

Keith. fathergander April 8 2008, 15:30:37 UTC

How reassuring, that your first assumption is of implicated guilt.

We need straw.

Re: Anser whats_myname April 8 2008, 15:36:09 UTC

Because the only times you bother writing is to either bitch about something I've done, or about straw.

And I was fucking hoping you weren't going to ask me about straw.

Asshole.

Keith. fathergander April 8 2008, 15:40:36 UTC

How horrible, I had no idea. I'll make a point in the future to contact more just to see how you're feeling. Gotta earn that Librarian of the Year Award.

Seriously. The goose is missing isn't laying and Elena's crying financial ragnarok. I think your quaint little skill should be applicable by now.

Re: Anser whats_myname April 8 2008, 15:56:16 UTC

I'd rather you not contact me at all.

And you think I'm spontaneously feeling altruistic?

Keith. fathergander April 8 2008, 20:49:40 UTC

On this we're of one mind, but circumstances work against our shared preference.

I'm told altruism makes you feel all good and tingly.

Anser whats_myname April 8 2008, 23:54:00 UTC

I wouldn't know about that.

Keith. fathergander April 9 2008, 04:17:11 UTC

Me either, but the sources are more or less reliable.

I can get the spinning wheel out of the basement.

Re: Anser whats_myname April 9 2008, 04:28:00 UTC

What do I get out of this?

Keith. fathergander April 9 2008, 17:01:56 UTC

Here I thought I'd sold you on the tingly sensation.

Unfortunately both Eva and Maddie have recently stepped down, so there's no nights of passion with which to coerce - unless Patricia is your flavour. In lieu, I suppose I'll have to begrudgingly offer a favour.

Re: Anser whats_myname April 9 2008, 17:16:37 UTC

You're not my kind of flavor, either.

Favor, huh? Is it a standing offer, one which I could use any time I need one?

Keith. fathergander April 10 2008, 17:30:01 UTC

Within reason.

Re: Anser whats_myname April 10 2008, 17:34:37 UTC

How much do you need? Give me a monetary number or weight in pounds.

Keith. fathergander April 10 2008, 17:39:12 UTC

Enough to keep us afloat until we can find the goose. An investigation is underway. I would estimate [reasonable amount here].

Re: Anser whats_myname April 10 2008, 17:51:22 UTC

You'll need to arrange for the straw to be brought in. Where are we going to do this? Not the Pen?

Tell me when you have everything ready, and I'll be over.

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