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fathergander

the goose shares some bad news;

Mar 26, 2008 01:16

For those of you who have been attentive to Dotty Fairchild's condition of late, I regret to announce that it has taken a turn for the worse. We were informed earlier that she has unfortunately lapsed into a coma after a steady decline in her condition. It has been recommended that any final visits be paid shortly, though I would implore a modicum ( Read more... )

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superiffic March 26 2008, 05:47:37 UTC

!!!

fathergander March 26 2008, 05:55:45 UTC

Let us know if anything changes, Edwina.

superiffic March 26 2008, 05:58:58 UTC

Maybe she'll come back as better looking??

fathergander March 26 2008, 06:00:29 UTC

It's the dream we all cling to.

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Anser elder_goat March 26 2008, 13:03:22 UTC

Bob and I are actually getting along fine now. See, personal growth IS possible for Tales. It just takes ... [counts on fingers]five lifetimes.

Luke/Anser fathergander March 26 2008, 17:43:46 UTC

I'm so happy for you both. If you could see me now, I would be wearing my happy face. Unfortunately you can't, and said happy face will descend back into the world of myth and speculation from whence it was spawned.

Control your siblings, too.

Re: Luke/Anser elder_goat March 26 2008, 19:05:41 UTC

What, your happy face passed in and out of existence and I missed it?! Dammit! That's akin to missing Haley's Comet!

I'm working on it. Looking after a teenage girl is hell.

Re: Luke/Anser fathergander March 26 2008, 20:08:10 UTC

Indeed. How tragic.

Really? I find it quite rewarding. In as much as said reward is the slow deconstruction of my own will to live.

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Goats - Anser. bbgoat March 26 2008, 13:08:12 UTC

Okay, maybe Luke has gotten all Stockholm in the brain, but I AM NOT FOOLED.

Re: Goats - Anser. kid_skin March 26 2008, 17:30:06 UTC

Your face has Stockholm.

Re: Goats - Anser. bbgoat March 26 2008, 20:01:36 UTC

Whatever, you can't GET anybody to stock your holm.

Re: Goats - Anser. kid_skin March 26 2008, 20:06:45 UTC

Because I'm not enormously gay.

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windmill_tilter March 26 2008, 13:49:41 UTC

Oh no, poor Dotty! I liked her. Maybe I'll just send flowers, I don't want to draw attention - the hair, you know. Does she have any relatives to send condolences to, when the end comes?

fathergander March 26 2008, 17:49:35 UTC

No, she does not.

You can send the flowers care of Edwina - she'll get them where they're supposed to go.

vanyourwinkle March 26 2008, 15:31:55 UTC

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fathergander March 26 2008, 17:50:22 UTC

Further staggering profundity from the Modern camp.

vanyourwinkle March 26 2008, 18:04:18 UTC

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fathergander March 26 2008, 18:11:23 UTC

An insult. Oh god, an insult. I apologize for any vagueness.

I'll defer my noogies to Patricia, if it's all the same.

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