the goose shares some bad news;

Mar 26, 2008 01:16

For those of you who have been attentive to Dotty Fairchild's condition of late, I regret to announce that it has taken a turn for the worse. We were informed earlier that she has unfortunately lapsed into a coma after a steady decline in her condition. It has been recommended that any final visits be paid shortly, though I would implore a modicum of discretion in the matter; the home must already be baffled by the unusual assortment of visitors she's prone to receiving, and I'd prefer if the more idiotic amongst you refrained from making any scenes.

You know who you are.

[Georgia]

I'm sorry.

[Bob]

While I'm on the subject of regrettable announcements, it has been decided that your Atheneum exile has run its course. We're willing to offer you your previous position back, albeit in alternation with John, so as to prevent any further stress-induced episodes.

[Billy Goats Gruff]

Bob is going to be returning to active, if reduced, duty in the Pentamerone. I trust that you three will have the sense to at least avoid directly engaging him in the future. Should there be any issues please direct them to myself or Eva, as your own unique brand of conflict resolution is murder on the bay window.

Seriously, we sprung for double panes this time. Don't mess it up.
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