the goose rolls up his sleeves;

Feb 26, 2008 03:49

[Private to Rose]

A dead cat? Seriously? What happened to a good, old fashioned bag of poop? If you're not going to bother subscribing to tradition, then at least endeavor for creativity - bloody messes left on doorsteps has been rather done to death lately. You might actually recall, given that you were the last one bitching to me about it.

And now I have to find that you've turned around and done the exact same thing to someone else? After I intervened on your behalf?

I suppose I should be content knowing that you did so with full knowledge that I had already set a precedent of acting in defense of the victim. Stand by for punishment, Bloom.

[Private to Eleanor]

I'm in need of a hex, if it isn't too much trouble. I know you're still uncomfortable with some of those Davenport memories, but I was hoping we could do this oldschool.

I hate you all. Sometimes I fear I don't say it often enough, but I do.

I really do.
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