Transformers 2.  It was aweshum!!

I miss being able to run, roller skate, do toe touch jumps, climb to the top of the mountain, sleep on my stomach, wear whatever I want and see my feet when I look down.

I have considered switching to Catholicism from Protestantism but never considered switching divinities or anything drastic.  And no.... I have never even briefly considered switching to the Church of Ceiling Cat.

Mr. Magoo.  Why would anybody enjoy watching Mr. Magoo?
There's some freaky shit on Popeye too. And Woody Woodpecker is insufferable. And ALL that old black and white Disney stuff with those crazy walk sequences and everything bobbing up and down and freaking out all over the place, eyes bugging out and what not to the beat of  bizarre music. That ( Read more... )

I had two dorm rooms in college. I liked the second, a private room, because my roommate in the first was a cunt monster. I lived in the city briefly when I was in my early twenties. I stayed sick all the time, probably from the pollution. I have always lived in the country, as far back in the sticks as you can possibly imagine, so city life was ( Read more... )

Yes. One had better believe in monogamy or else one will be believing in the valtrex and the antibiotics if one is lucky enough not to catch something worse.

They drive too fast. They drive and talk on the phone. They drive and text. They hotrod. They drive and study, drive and eat, drive and goof off with friends in their cars, they race, they fiddle with the radio and cds and mp3 players and ipods. They put on lip gloss and zit cream and pluck their eyebrows while they drive. They download stuff on ( Read more... )

NO NO NO NO!!!  I think kids should drive a year or so before they're turned loose alone with the car.  

This morning. Bacon and eggs. Cooked for the kids too. Getting ready to cook for myself again. I am a mom so I cook almost every day. The question should have been "When was the last time someone cooked for you?

It can stop throwing our money into earmarked, pork projects we don't want it thrown into. (I gots me a list of 'em if anyone wants to see.) If they're going to do something unusual with our money, give it back to us so we can spend it! Pay off some mortages for some regular people who are facing hard times instead of paying for pig stink research ( Read more... )