For some reason that I couldn't possibly understand my mother has decided that all sunflowers must go. No more of that yellow shit. What's hot now? Purple. Yes, now it's all about the grapes. I wish I had a camera to document this change. It is happening too fast. Seriously, all yellow is immediately being phased out and the purple is coming ( Read more... )

I had a crazy zombie dream last night. It was definitely frightening, but kind of fun in a horrifying, I'm-about-to-die kind of way. The zombies killed my family, but I took my corpse of a brother's keys from his pockets and ran to his truck. I fumbled with the keys as the swarm of zombies raced towards me. I jumped in, locked the door, and ( Read more... )

I walked into the STC Office of Human Resources. While the secretary looks over my applications, a completely clueless young man keeps interrupting us asking, "And this?" as he points to the section of the application that asks about military service. "Are you on active service?" A blank stare. "Are you in the military?" He doesn't answer. ( Read more... )

I am way too excited (and sad) about the series finale of Six Feet Under tonight. Last night I dreamt that I was living in the final episode. I wasn't interacting with any of the characters, just watching them. There was a really long segment about David's breakdown in the dream, though, and I remember looking at my watch and thinking, "They've ( Read more... )

Uh oh.  I had a dream last night that my front teeth were very, very loose and then they fell out.  This is what the dream dictionary says:

Loose teeth are a warning of untrustworthy friends; if they fell out or you spit them out, it is a sign of a season of financial reversesFriends, you better not be trying anything shady, especially since I've ( Read more... )

"Do you know how long Mom and Dad have had those glasses?"

"Yes, I know."

I woke up to find a broken glass on my floor.  Also, a pair of pants, a bag of Baked Lays and an open bottle of Crystal Light.

A real whodunit, I'd say.

Mickeys: 5
Bowls: 4
Stargazers: 3
Sincronizadas: 2
Falls: 1
Meteors: 0

Does not compute.

I am holding a black pair of sandals and a black ear plug contraption hostage.  Please claim them at the front desk.  They will be released with the payment of a Whatachicken. Cheese on said sandwich is -not- optional.

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after spending way too much time alone in this house, i've decided to do this (instead of cleaning, unpacking, organizing and other boring -ings).

( how i spent my may 14 through may 18 in grainy, low quality 400x300 jpegs. )