Bank account update: -$328.91
Yes, that's a negative sign.
Dear U.S. Government,
I did everything you told me to do.
I went to school.
I made honors.
I graduated.
I work.
I pay my taxes.
I've never been arrested,
and I don't have a criminal record.
I'm thin, and good looking.
And I adhere to everything that I'm supposed to be,
even though I try my absolute
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