Urban Poem Extravaganza in E minor: part 12

[fat_people_suck]

I've always wanted to slap a nun
Killing immigrants, mighty fun

My lyrical skills will make your brain shit blood
If life were like fireworks, you would surely be a dud

My car does smell of fragrant pines,
so never fly your kite near power lines

I fed a kitten crystal Meth
I hope Louie the lightning bug died a very painful

Comments

Eric is engaged????????????

[anonymous]

I too would like to meet this magical "sistar" to the one whom Eric has engaged. That said, what has Eric engaged in? A battle of some sort? A school of fish? A bookcase?

Wow you are messed up, but its hilarious

[anonymous]

Nice set of poems, they are enlightening, but i think i would rather eat raw spider monkey feces than put myself through another one of these, albeit funny, mockeries of the english language... Wait a sec, i hate the english language, write on, if they ever stop being funny i will kidnap you and brainwash you in my basement by sodomizing you with your own pancreas, but only after I force lesbian, nazi, midget, hookers to shave your ass hairs with a crusty toothbrush that was used to clean the bathrooms at grand central station after a masturbaters anonymous convention.

But the biggest question of them all... Who is this...

Re: Wow you are messed up, but its hilarious

[anonymous]

The answer...

GOD