You wanna taste my sperm ( Read more... )

My skills are not a rumor,
cause my rhymes are always flowin.
I got a dick like a tumor,
cause it never stops a'growin.
I slap the shit out of your uncle
Cause you know that guy's a wussy
I wipe back to front.
Cause I don't care about my pussy

I'm sorry I gave your cat a C-section
I am an impatient man
Who loves kittens

Homeless man naked.

Spread eagle on a park bench.

Staring at the pigeons.

What are his intentions?

I cant find a way to stop
Oh i cant find a way to stop
I just cant find a way to stop

EATING MY OWN SHIT

I know my friend you may believe my habit is distasteful,
I just cant help, that I was raised
to think bathrooms are quite wasteful

I cant find a way to stop
Oh i cant find a way to stop
I just cant find a way to stop

EATING MY OWN SHIT

Her eyes looked like berries
her head had no hair
She popped my man cherries
so i didn't care

Her holes were all tight
and her body was round
We made love all night
she did not make a sound

But i tell you all now
Sex and booze do not mix
you'll wake up on a snowman
with a frostbitten dick

I promised that I would post here the day that i complete the comic I've been working on. Well that day has finally arrived. Anyone who still reads this damn thing and would like a copy, email me at fiestafetus@gmail.com

I can either send you a print copy, or more likely a pdf of this super sexy adventure comic.

The hundred doller bill, his face resides on it
He invented electricity and a bunch of other shit
He wore perscription glasses, you know the man was not dumb
I tore apart a field mouse, and wore it like a condom

Rocket ( Read more... )

A homeless man once said to me ( Read more... )