Limerick Collection Number 2 part 1

[fat_people_suck]

A homeless man once said to me
There’s something that you’ve got to see
He showed me a sight
That caused quite a fright
His penis was shaped like a Z

At prison, in Jefferson Town
I once met a man in a gown
I asked for what crime
He was doing his time
He got caught for fisting a clown

I once had a house in Tekrit
Two Mormons came calling to it
I guess I can say
Why they both ran away
I was naked and covered in shit