The bar exam is dumb. I want to put my face in a meat slicer.

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So I just realized the Winston Smith (the artist, not the John Hurt/Orwell guy) art for the Dead Kennedy's Bedtime for Democracy Album looks remarkably similar to an 1885 drawing predicting the future of advertising.

See for yourself (click for biggens)

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The only city I've every lived in where the banks all close at 4:00 ( Read more... )

It's kind of embarrassing how much I was looking forward to the release of firefox 3. After 10 seconds of using it I switched back to firefox 2. How can anyone stand the new location bar? If I type in "gm" it's because I want to go to "gmail.com" not because I want to revisit some AP article about general motors I glanced at for a moment 4 weeks ( Read more... )

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Dr. Allan Friedman, "the top neurosurgeon at Duke [University Medical Center] and an internationally known tumor and vascular surgeon," just removed Ted Kennedy's brain tumor. After surgery, the doctor released the following statement:
"I am pleased to report that Senator Kennedy's surgery was successful and accomplished our goals. Senator Kennedy ( Read more... )

I've come to realize that I, unlike all you internet dolts, have my finger planted firmly on the throbbing pulse of the bleeding edge of the humor zeitgeist. So let me take a moment to remind everyone of some things that, despite their reputation to the contrary, aren't actually funny.

1. zombies-stopped being funny at least 3 years ago, probably ( Read more... )

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even if you hate the music, it's worth it for the retro cheese and the commercials.