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Luke's, Sunday

Apr 30, 2017 09:02

If someone had told Kanan on Thursday that an attempt to go back to his own galaxy for a top-up on groceries would end up in a Portalocty mixup that involved him having to fly the Escape through tunnels and weird flying golden rings while being shot at by other ships, all the while having someone insisting that he do a kriffing barrel roll over the ( Read more... )

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Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage April 30 2017, 20:26:16 UTC

Yzma and Kronk walked into the diner, arguing. "I don't think they have spinach puffs," Yzma said.

"Mine are better," Kronk declared.

Yzma rolled her eyes. "Of course they are." She snapped her fingers at Kanan. "You. Peasant. What's the special today?"

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume April 30 2017, 20:43:58 UTC

"Pancakes," Kanan said immediately, squinting a little at that peasants line. A moment later, he recognized the, uh, lady from her stop in his office on parents' weekend. And now she had a sidekick with her! "A lot of pancakes. With toppings of your choice."

Enough for the wampa she had with her.

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage April 30 2017, 20:56:31 UTC

Yzma did make an impression!

"Like gravy?" Yzma asked, squinting at him.

Kronk was glancing around the diner with interest. "I used to work in a place like this."

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume April 30 2017, 21:14:45 UTC

"It's not a bad place to work when the co-workers aren't trying to bury you under pancakes," Kanan noted.

The busboy shuddered, some more bits of pancake falling from his hair.

"And sure, gravy," he added, shrugging. "I was mostly thinking fruit, but to each their own."

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage April 30 2017, 21:50:38 UTC

"I don't like gravy," Yzma sniffed.

She was helpful that way.

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume April 30 2017, 23:40:22 UTC

"Well, then don't get the gravy," Kanan replied, as though it really didn't matter much to him either way.

... Really, it didn't. It wasn't like he was the one making or eating those pancakes.

"There's fruit compote you can put on that, or whipped cream and fresh berries, or chocolate..." He paused and smirked faintly toward the big guy. "The chocolate had pretty good reception last weekend. Especially with ice cream."

This was how you did breakfast, right?

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage May 1 2017, 01:07:00 UTC

"Oooh, oooh, oooh ice cream!" Kronk said, bouncing up and down like the most stacked golden retriever this side of Thor.

Yzma rolled her eyes. "One order with ice cream," she said. "I will have the berries."

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume May 1 2017, 01:25:09 UTC

"One ice cream," Kanan said, managing to stifle a laugh at the big guy's enthusiasm, "and one with berries. Anything to drink?"

He would suggest coffee, but he wasn't so certain that the hairless Wookiee needed the caffeine.

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage May 1 2017, 01:31:20 UTC

"Coffee," Yzma said decisively.

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume May 1 2017, 01:33:57 UTC

"And you, big guy?" Kanan nodded toward Kronk. "Figure a milkshake with that ice cream would be overkill?"

Part of a balanced breakfast!

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage May 1 2017, 01:41:54 UTC

"I do not," Kronk declared enthusiastically. "This place is great! Excitement! Food! Guys that turn into snakes!"

Yzma sighed heavily. "Yes, Kronk."

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume May 1 2017, 01:56:01 UTC

... Kanan had heard stranger names than that. He shrugged, sent the order to the back, and tilted his head at Yzma.

"I missed the snake guy, apparently. That didn't interrupt the graduation ceremony, did it?"

... He had yet to really experience a Fandom High graduation.

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage May 1 2017, 01:59:30 UTC

"He was the guest speaker," Yzma said dryly.

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume May 1 2017, 10:53:11 UTC

"Well, was it a good speech?"

Look, these were the important questions, really. It wasn't like the concept of a person-that-was-a-snake was weird to Kanan. Both changelings and Anacondans were a thing, after all.

Re: Talk to Kanan! saveonpostage May 1 2017, 18:48:27 UTC

"It was very brief," Yzma said, "so that was a positive. And his transformation was impressive, as was his attempt to eat everyone."

Re: Talk to Kanan! uncertain_dume May 1 2017, 19:00:07 UTC

There was a long pause.

"... Why the hell would the school hire a guy to show up, give a speech, turn into a giant snake, and then eat the graduates?"

They were getting rid of them anyway! Eat the freshmen!

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