Luke's, Monday

[vdistinctive]

A large portion of the island's population was off on the spring break trip, and the boss was still a wolverine. Time for the Luke's kitchen staff to throw themselves a party

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[age_of_the_geek]

Hardison came in from the street with Val on a leash. She still needed walks and he wasn't about to entrust his precious angel puppy to a wolverine on a leash, even if that wolverine was Eliot. He was, however, going to call her Megabyte and sometimes slip her bits of food, just to see if the sheer frustration of it all could make Eliot transform back any faster.

"Yo!" he called into the kitchen. "We got any meat that ain't been claimed by Animal Planet here? Cause otherwise I'm eatin' a Hot Pocket for lunch." Soda bread. Who the hell wanted to eat something called soda bread?

[vdistinctive]

Eliot looked up from his meat, narrowed his eyes at Hardison, and growled. The cook shrugged.

"He hasn't gotten to the chicken," he offered. "You don't want to know what he did to the box of Hot Pockets back there, though."

Eliot licked his chops and tore at his ham hock.

[age_of_the_geek]

"You are so damn hateful," Hardison informed his boyfriend. "Don't think that me an' Megabyte don't know that was on purpose." Glancing down at the dog, he cooed, "You don't want chicken, do you girl? You want pepperoni, dontcha? Nice, fatty, preservative-laden pepperoni."

[whoisalicewhite]

Parker was eating Lucky Charms out of the box again, and hummed, watching Eliot. She had her phone open and filming. "I can't believe he missed the whole sexy-times week. That's as bad as me missing Christmas."