Princess Pinkie Pie was on her usual afternoon flight about town when she spotted the nice little group activity happening down by the Causeway. As it was her duty to promote all things Friendship, she came in for a (slightly awkward, she wasn't born with these wings, you know!) landing in a cloud of magic glitter, then came trotting over to have a look.
"Hihihi," she greeted, with at least one "hi" for every duplicate. "Hihi. Hi! Hiya! Hi! Whatcha doin'?"
"It's nice to meet you!" Pinkie peered at the Jamies with one eye wide open and the other squinched nearly shut. All humans pretty much looked alike, but these guys were super-duper identical.
It was downright uncanny.
"I'm Princess Pinkamena Diane Pie of Equestria," she said. "Disciple oooooffffff. . . ." What did "disciple" mean, again? "Princess Celestia?" Eh, what would a human know about it, anyway? "What's a mutant? I thought you looked like a human, but then, when I first got here, I thought humans were all hairless bears, so."
"Oh, I'm like human/hairless bear but in the next evolutionary step up so I have powers. Mine is to duplicate myself through kinetic energy," Jamie explained. "Now I have to ask... I've never met a talking unicorn-winged-pony before. Is everyone like that in Equestria?"
Denna found herself bored, not that she enjoyed teaching the brats on the version of the island she'd come from, but it had at least filled the hours, and there was nothing to occupy herself with here, especially since she hadn't seen Jim (luckily for him) again.
Which was how she came to be watching the Jamies. Maybe they'd blow themselves up and provide some entertainment.
Before the Spell!toomanyofmeMarch 20 2014, 16:34:33 UTC
Just in case anyone wants to catch Jamie before the spell. Threads above can stay where they are. Sorry! Been a long time and forgot about OOC threads. OOPS!
Re: Before the Spell!peace_n_warMarch 20 2014, 17:59:18 UTC
"A bucket of chicken, Madrox?"
Of course Warren was here. Where else would he be, but standing back with his arms crossed over his chest, waiting to see just how horribly this was going to go?
The Spell is Cast!toomanyofmeMarch 20 2014, 16:47:59 UTC
After ending a debate regarding the quality of reagents, the duplicates all form a circle around Jamie. Then all of them sat down into the lotus position and began to chant...
"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO! BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB! BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK! BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM! WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!! ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"
And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!
And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.
As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.
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"Hihihi," she greeted, with at least one "hi" for every duplicate. "Hihi. Hi! Hiya! Hi! Whatcha doin'?"
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Which meant he inhaled part of that cloud of glitter.
"Hi!" Jamie said after he coughed a few times. "We're doing a spell to help protect the future of Fandom Island-"
Jamie was interrupted by his duplicates who briefly held up a fist of solidarity and chanted "Campfire!"
"-of Fandom Island. I'm Jamie Madrox, by the way. Mutant and disciple of Dr. Strange. May I ask who you are?"
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It was downright uncanny.
"I'm Princess Pinkamena Diane Pie of Equestria," she said. "Disciple oooooffffff. . . ." What did "disciple" mean, again? "Princess Celestia?" Eh, what would a human know about it, anyway? "What's a mutant? I thought you looked like a human, but then, when I first got here, I thought humans were all hairless bears, so."
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Which was how she came to be watching the Jamies. Maybe they'd blow themselves up and provide some entertainment.
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"Hi!" Jamie said cheerfully. "I'm Jamie Madrox. Time stranded student from the future. We're just working on a spell to save the future."
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Wizards tended to go for the whole robe look back in D'Hara.
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Of course Warren was here. Where else would he be, but standing back with his arms crossed over his chest, waiting to see just how horribly this was going to go?
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"Oh, what could go wrong?" Jamie said with a dismissive wave of his hand. "Chicken is chicken."
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"How far back do you suppose the ancient practice of sacrificing breaded, deep-fried chicken goes?"
Warren? Being a smartass? Never.
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"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO!
BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB!
BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK!
BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM!
WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!!
ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"
And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!
And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.
As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.
Yep. Complete failure.
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She was impressed, really she was.
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Hey! Spellcasting is hard work. At least he tried!
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