The Causeway: Thursday Afternoon

Mar 20, 2014 09:35

A group of Jamies were huddled by the causeway ( Read more... )

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The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 16:47:59 UTC
After ending a debate regarding the quality of reagents, the duplicates all form a circle around Jamie. Then all of them sat down into the lotus position and began to chant...

"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO!
BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB!
BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK!
BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM!
WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!!
ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"

And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!

And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.

As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.

Yep. Complete failure.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! noredemption4u March 20 2014, 17:09:06 UTC
Denna clapped. Slowly.

She was impressed, really she was.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 17:20:48 UTC
One of the Jamie-chihuahuas trotted over and barked at the slow clap.

Hey! Spellcasting is hard work. At least he tried!

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 17:57:07 UTC
"Huh," Pinkie said, observing the chuhuahuas and the burping and the farting. "What a weird spell."

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 18:02:00 UTC
"It was supposed to block some nasty people coming on the island in the future," Jamie explained. "Buuuurruup! Excuse me. I must have done something wrong."

You think so, Jamie?

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 18:04:18 UTC
"I would say it went a liiiiiittle bit wrong," Pinkie agreed. "But on the plus side, puppies!"

She leaned down to grin at one of the little Jamie chuhuahuas. And accidentally spray glitter at it from her horn.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 18:11:46 UTC
The Jamie-Chihuahua jumped, barked and tried to bite the glitter as it rained down on him. He ran around Pinkie three times and barked happily at her.

Clearly he wanted more glitter.

"I think it was the chicken," Jamie mused after burping again and his dog-duplicate danced around.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 18:14:08 UTC
Pinkie pranced in a circle, wings spread wide and fluttering in the breeze, spouting more puffs of glitter for the Jamie chuhuahua to chase.

"Wait," she said, pausing in her dancing. "There was a chicken, here?"

. . . Someone maybe hadn't actually managed to clue in that humans were carnivorous.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 18:50:01 UTC
"One from one of the restaurants. I'm not sure it was real at this point. "

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 19:10:52 UTC
"The restaurants serve chickens?"

It should be noted that when Pinkie asked this, she pictured a live chicken going into a fancy sit-down restaurant, being shown to a table, and ordering a plate of chicken feed.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 19:35:44 UTC
"Well most restaurants do," Jamie said with a shrug and oblivious to Pinkie's mental picture. "They also serve fish too."

What kind of picture do you have now Pinkie?

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 19:37:42 UTC
"That's amazing!"

It was one hell of a restaurant in Pinkie's head, let me tell you.

"Is it a swim-up bar?"

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 21:18:01 UTC
...

"Maybe in Vegas?"

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 21:39:46 UTC
"I should bring my friend Fluttershy to one of these places next time she's in town," Pinkie decided. "She'd love it!"

No. This was a bad plan.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 23:44:17 UTC
"Is she an alicorn too?" Jamie asked.

Yes. He did just belch by the way.

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Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 20 2014, 23:49:27 UTC
Please. There were no visible standing waves in Jamie's lips. That was barely a belch.

"Yupyupyuppers! My friends and I all became alicorns after we used the Elements of Harmony to help defeat Princess Celestia's evil twin sister Nightmare Moon. We turned her to stone. She's very pretty in the castle gardens."

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