The Spell is Cast!toomanyofmeMarch 20 2014, 16:47:59 UTC
After ending a debate regarding the quality of reagents, the duplicates all form a circle around Jamie. Then all of them sat down into the lotus position and began to chant...
"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO! BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB! BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK! BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM! WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!! ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"
And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!
And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.
As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.
Re: The Spell is Cast!toomanyofmeMarch 20 2014, 18:02:00 UTC
"It was supposed to block some nasty people coming on the island in the future," Jamie explained. "Buuuurruup! Excuse me. I must have done something wrong."
Re: The Spell is Cast!locointhecocoMarch 20 2014, 19:10:52 UTC
"The restaurants serve chickens?"
It should be noted that when Pinkie asked this, she pictured a live chicken going into a fancy sit-down restaurant, being shown to a table, and ordering a plate of chicken feed.
Re: The Spell is Cast!locointhecocoMarch 20 2014, 23:49:27 UTC
Please. There were no visible standing waves in Jamie's lips. That was barely a belch.
"Yupyupyuppers! My friends and I all became alicorns after we used the Elements of Harmony to help defeat Princess Celestia's evil twin sister Nightmare Moon. We turned her to stone. She's very pretty in the castle gardens."
"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO!
BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB!
BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK!
BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM!
WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!!
ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"
And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!
And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.
As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.
Yep. Complete failure.
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She was impressed, really she was.
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Hey! Spellcasting is hard work. At least he tried!
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You think so, Jamie?
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She leaned down to grin at one of the little Jamie chuhuahuas. And accidentally spray glitter at it from her horn.
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Clearly he wanted more glitter.
"I think it was the chicken," Jamie mused after burping again and his dog-duplicate danced around.
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"Wait," she said, pausing in her dancing. "There was a chicken, here?"
. . . Someone maybe hadn't actually managed to clue in that humans were carnivorous.
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It should be noted that when Pinkie asked this, she pictured a live chicken going into a fancy sit-down restaurant, being shown to a table, and ordering a plate of chicken feed.
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What kind of picture do you have now Pinkie?
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It was one hell of a restaurant in Pinkie's head, let me tell you.
"Is it a swim-up bar?"
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"Maybe in Vegas?"
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No. This was a bad plan.
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Yes. He did just belch by the way.
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"Yupyupyuppers! My friends and I all became alicorns after we used the Elements of Harmony to help defeat Princess Celestia's evil twin sister Nightmare Moon. We turned her to stone. She's very pretty in the castle gardens."
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