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The Boards, Sunday Afternoon

Feb 09, 2014 11:25

It was the happiest day of their lives. The day they would pull a beautiful scam and get presents. Also, wear matching red dresses.

The marquee on the Boards read:

CECIL / KENZI NUPTIALS, 1:30 PM
Welcome Fandom!
Please place your presents next to the cake table

[ooc: Posted with Drac's permission! Come one, come all! OCD up in a sec. now!]

boards, jessica drew, raven darkholme, cecil gershwin palmer, sparkle, count dracula, kenzi, bo jones, madeline berry, roland chapman, pam poovey, jeffrey "joker" moreau

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Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:26:09 UTC

Doesn't the Boards look great with all that glitter and flowers?

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:36:38 UTC

In one of the dressing rooms, Kenzi had her red dress on, and was happily arranging her flowers.

This was the best plan ever!

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony tigerundercover February 9 2014, 19:35:08 UTC

"Honey, you look smashing," Raven said. As a professional wedding planner, it was her duty to make sure the bride was always full of confidence about her big day. "Now you need anything at all, you just let me know. I am here for you."

And also to potentially inadvertently seduce Kenzi's beloved out from under her. But that only happened at maybe 75% of the weddings Raven planned and officiated. She couldn't help it if men liked to fall for the wedding planner.

Re: Arrivals/Mingling/pre-ceremony regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 19:42:10 UTC

"Thank you so, so, so so much for this," Kenzi gushed, so thrilled that a wedding planner like Raven had wanted to help with her wedding. It made it seem so much more legit! "You found us a justice of the peace, or a pastor, or a nice wandering monk to officiate, right?"

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The Ceremony regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:27:03 UTC

Awwww.

Re: The Ceremony regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 20:07:39 UTC

"You ready, got your flowers?" Kenzi checked and looped her arm through Cecil's at the back of the theater. "God, you look gorgeous! Best Man, you ready? Flower Girl, you look adorable."

Re: The Ceremony voiceoverdue February 9 2014, 20:11:32 UTC

Cecil grinned and bounced. "You're so pretty!" He fussed over his dress a bit and straightened one of Foucault's wings.

Foucault honked happily.

Re: The Ceremony myownface February 9 2014, 22:27:56 UTC

"This is so fucking stupid," Sparkle muttered under his breath. But he gave Kenzi and Cecil his best smile all the same.

If it looked, on film, like he was specifically aiming the handfuls of rose petals that he was throwing at, say, the backs of their heads? That was all just creative staging or something. Right?

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BUT WAIT! regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:27:52 UTC

What is this interruption?!

[anyone, everyone, feel free to object to this union of souls silliness.]

Re: BUT WAIT! fly_so_serious February 9 2014, 20:04:48 UTC

"But Cecil!!!" Jeffy wailed. "What about our quote-unquote love?!?! Does this mean I can't get any more free crap from your store?!?!"

Re: BUT WAIT! voiceoverdue February 9 2014, 20:14:17 UTC

Cecil straightened himself up, looking torn and tragic and firm. He was very good at emotions. "I'm sorry, Jeffy. I do love you, but we can never be. You would never make an honest man out of me, and I just can't stand staying in the shadows anymore." He sniffed adorably, completely ignoring the fact he was only marrying Kenzi for the presents.

Re: BUT WAIT! regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 20:15:46 UTC

Kenzi patted Cecil's shoulder and shot Jeffy a murderous look. "You pig. And, and, interrupter! You couldn't have asked about this before the ceremony?!"

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Presents table regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:28:37 UTC

The bigger the better.

Re: Presents table fly_so_serious February 9 2014, 19:51:04 UTC

Jeffy set his present on the table. It was artfully wrapped, and yet a corner of the wrapping paper had peeled back so the audience could see what was inside -- a case of ENERGY DRINKS! He rubbed his hands together evilly and cackled.

...Wait, was either Kenzi or Cecil addicted to caffeine at the moment? It was so hard to keep track.

Re: Presents table regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 23:06:47 UTC

Enh, if they weren't now, they always could be!

Zooooooooooooooooom!

Re: Presents table myownface February 9 2014, 22:08:24 UTC

Sparkle had managed to grab two pairs of socks for the newlyweds on his way out of the Demon Marcus during the first kidnapping he'd gone through today.

Now, during kidnapping number two, he was placing them, unwrapped, on the gifts table.

You're welcome, guys.

Seriously. Bunch of nutbars.

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Post-ceremony. CAKE. regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 18:29:08 UTC

Have some! Shoot someone! Whatever you do at a wedding.

Re: Post-ceremony. CAKE. regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 23:05:55 UTC

Kenzi was now indulging in the complimentary champagne and grumping. "Jesus. People are rude."

Re: Post-ceremony. CAKE. voiceoverdue February 9 2014, 23:15:38 UTC

"Oh, well." Cecil shrugged philosophically and topped their glasses up. "We did get presents, though! And now we get to go to Vegas to get divorced!"

Re: Post-ceremony. CAKE. regretiz4suckas February 9 2014, 23:16:34 UTC

"Enh, true. Mission accomplished." Kenzi clinked her glass with his. "Think we can find a red-eye tonight? Or maybe a portal. Ooo! We should stay at the Bellagio!"

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