3 Minute Dates - Caritas - Saturday night

[yakkoyaks]

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES
with your host Yakko WarnerWith a blare of trumpets signalling 8:00 PM, Yakko strode out onto the stage. "Welcome one, welcome all, to 3 Minute Dates here at Caritas. The normal guy couldn't be here tonight because who cares, so you're stuck with me. I know what you're thinking

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Round 1 [8:00-8:03]

[yakkoyaks]

Roundy Toon Adventures

Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[willbethenight]

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Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

So. Olive was still not a hundred percent sure how she'd ended up signed up for this, as that was not part of her plan. (Signing other people up, yes. But not herself.) But still. It couldn't be that bad, and she actually knew Dave. Well, sort of.

"Hey, Not a Poisoner Guy!" she greeted him.

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"Well, that's an encouraging start to the evening," Dave said. "It's nice to be reminded that I don't make people violently ill. I mean, hopefully that's still the case."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

"Only time will tell," Olive intoned. "Like, two minutes and thirty seconds, actually. That's exactly how much time'll tell."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"Just let me know if you start feeling sick during that time. I'll move my chair back and just talk a little louder," Dave requested.

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

"I think we're in the clear for the moment," Olive assured him, "but I dunno. This is a pretty nerve-wracking event. I'm sure someone'll puke."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"Well, that would make it a night to remember," Dave said. "Maybe not the most romantic night, but how often are you going to get that in three minutes, anyway?"

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

"Not often," Olive agreed. "Unless you're Molly Ringwald or something. I bet there's someone in Hollywood right now who's dreaming up a three-minute-date-themed romantic comedy right now."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"I'm going to clarify this by saying I'm from 1981, but who's Molly Ringwald?" Dave asked.

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

"Oh, man," Olive said, eyes wide. "Redhead icon of the mid-eighties. Everyone's favorite girl next door. Give it like, three or four years and everyone you know is gonna be allll about her."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"Well, now I guess I can get in on the ground floor with her," Dave said. "Thanks for the head's up. But if you could also mention a couple Super Bowl winners...."

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[dirtiest_skank]

"And where are the ethics in that, Dave?" Olive asked. "Your lack of moral high ground makes me sick."

Ba dum ching.

And fortunately, that was when the horn went off.

Re: Round 1: Dave Nelson / Olive Penderghast

[iwishiwasbig]

"Good job bringing it all around," Dave said. "Enjoy the rest of your dates."

Round 1: George Drayton / Loki Laufeyson

[willbethenight]

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Re: Round 1: George Drayton / Loki Laufeyson

[abitlowkey]

Loki had a date! How fun this would be!

That was why he was livetweeting it. Waiting for my date to arrive. #lokiisawesome

Yeeeeeah.