Mooby Land: Friday, Breakfast/Lunch Changeover, aka 4th Period

[prof_of_cunning]

No, Edmund wasn't in the wrong place and neither was this post; there was an incredibly direct note taped to the classroom door pointing his Dealing With Idiots students this way.

He also wasn't wearing one of the lovely purple uniform shirts stacked on the table beside him, and as for the hats... well. You couldn't pay him to put one of those on

Comments

Student Sign In

[prof_of_cunning]

Like your hat has a cow.

Re: Student Sign In

[pastmewrong]

Effy Stonem

Re: Student Sign In

[fratboybitch]

Alex Karev

Re: Student Sign In

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore

Listen to the Lecture/Mill Around Aimlessly/Mutter About the Hats

[prof_of_cunning]

Offer sotto voce suggestions about where he can stick those horns...

Order Up!

[prof_of_cunning]

"Right. Black, Flowers, Russian-sounding girl who thinks she's too good for a surname, Karev, Leonhart, Wyndam Hyphen Pryce, and Redheaded alien girl with too many surnames, welcome to your new life as Mooby Land employees. Cow hats are not optional, nor is completing your orders without getting a negative comment card or a fist in the face from your customers.

Amaquelin, di Glacia, Organa, Stonem, Starsmore, Extremely pale girl who thinks she's too good for a surname, and Blythe, you get to order the food. Though your goal is to be as obnoxiously picky and demanding as possible, I'll warn you ahead of time that you tread a fine line if you plan to actually eat any of the food your classmates may or may not have spit on."

[New Moobyland employees, make yourself a counter sub-thread! Customers both fake and real can then ping off that for great processed meat product justice. Also? The Mooby Land Menu]

Alex Karev's Counter

[fratboybitch]

Alex sent a withering look Professor Blackadder's way before putting on the freaking cow hat and stepping behind the counter, ready to take orders.

He wasn't gonna smile though. Everyone was just lucky he wasn't bitching loudly and creatively already.

Re: Alex Karev's Counter

[furnaceface]

Jonothon was perfectly willing to be as obnoxious as was possible, today. After all, it wasn't like he was going to be eating the food. In fact, just being in a restaurant, being made to order food, was enough to put him into a bit of a mood.

Lucky Alex.

//What's free, on that menu? Or at least as close to it as possible? I'm in no bloody mood to spend money on any of that rubbish.//

Re: Alex Karev's Counter

[fratboybitch]

Alex raised an eyebrow and already wished he could throw his cow hat at Jono's obnoxious customer character. He refrained from doing that though.

"How about a couple packets of ketchup?" he quipped immediately. That probably wasn't a great answer though. "And those would go awesomely with the 99 cent feed bags we offer. It's a filling, full meal for a fraction of the price."

Tables and Booths

[prof_of_cunning]

For customers or students to sit down, take a load off, and steal each others' fries.

Re: Tables and Booths

[furnaceface]

Jonothon found a table in the corner and took a seat, setting his tray down and looking over the contents. A handful of ketchup packets, some napkins, a glass of water, a wind-up car, Karev's ridiculous cow hat, a plastic spoon, and a milkshake that consisted of grease, bacon, and mayonnaise.

Not a bad haul, for a dollar.

Now, with any luck, he wouldn't get caught as he used the spoon to launch globs of ketchup-garnished chocolate-mayo-bacon-grease milkshake at unsuspecting passers-by.

Talk to Blackadder

[prof_of_cunning]

Who isn't touching the burgers, but is contemplating an April Fool Shake, largely because it evokes pleasant images of shaking Baldrick until his eyes bulge out.