Caritas; Friday Evening

[eternalstud]

Damon came into work on time, for once, and took his place behind the bar, a bottle of scotch by his side. Tino still hadn't really seen Damon do actual work yet but he was too scared to glare at him bitterly.

[I'll be around for the next hour or so and then I'm off to a bar. Yeah, I don't know where this social life came from either]

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Band

[eternalstud]

Sing.

Re: Band

[trigons_child]

Six girls had been on their way to Caritas for Girls Night Out

Re: Band

[trigons_child]

Joan dance-stalked around a clueless zombie. He was more of a prop than an actual dance partner, really.

You know how people have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day, And I am really irritated, and looking for a little sympathy and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...

...into his head.

And the girls behind the bars chimed in with their opinion:

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

The bars moved again, letting Hoshi step to the front.

Re: Band

[itsjustlanguage]

Hoshi strutted up to the front of the stage, claiming her own zombie dance partner along the way.

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single. And we hit it off right away. So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

Here, Hoshi tried to push her zombie down on its back and straddled it, ignoring the fact that one of the zombie's hands came right off.

And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only
was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual...

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

And the girls behind the bars joined her on the chorus:

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

The bars parted, allowing Jen up to the front.

Bar

[eternalstud]

Drink.

Re: Bar

[trigons_child]

After the performance, "Velma" headed to the bar. "What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?" she said.

Re: Bar

[itsjustlanguage]

"The bartender's a man. What do you think you need to do to get a drink?" asked "Annie," taking a seat nearby.

Re: Bar

[trigons_child]

Velma smiled and beckoned to Tino because Sam was lame and had a social life. "Get some thirsty girls some gin, why don't you?" she said.

Lounge

[eternalstud]

Relax.

Back Room

[eternalstud]

Play.

OOC

[eternalstud]

I look adorable, just so you know.