Mean peoples wanted to hurt the angels.
The angels knew this.
They were ready.
They were...STONE.
[OOC: Shhh, I'm tired. This is, in fact, the post of epic fail. If you want to futilely attempt to destroy a statue? It is right there. Just waiting for you. Go ahead. Try it.
Oh yes, and if you need an angel to fight (don't we all?), do ping
here for a fine feathered friend to find you.]