Yitzhak? Was an evil bastard. He was even more of one today upon discovering that men all over the island had turned into actual biological women yesterday and he had somehow been passed over for the whole miraculous phenomenon. That, as far as he was concerned, was a gross injustice.
So of course, like he did, he was taking it out on everyone else. He figured everyone was probably sick of the rain today, so what better way to needle them than to remind them of it? Especially since his diner was conveniently high and dry?
Today's specials: Soup. Lots and lots of soup.
Who'll Stop the Rain - Chicken Noodle
Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Cream of Tomato
Rainy Days and Mondays - Tomato Basil
I Wish It Would Rain - Corn Chowder
A Little Fall of Rain - Clam Chowder
And On a Rainy Night - Chicken Tortilla
Laughter In the Rain - French Onion
Crying In the Rain - Baked Potato
Candy Rain - Peppermint
Here Comes the Rain Again - Minestrone
Blame It on the Rain - Vegetable Beef
I'm Only Happy When It Rains - Split Pea
London Rain - Cock-a-Leekie
I Never Liked the Rain (Til I Walked Through it With You) - Navy Bean and Ham
It Can't Rain All the Time - Cream of Mushroom
Purple Rain - Grape
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Bouillabaisse
Rainy Night in Georgia - Peach Cobbler, actually . . . but a soupy one.
MacArthur Park - Damp Cake
So what if most of them were Campbell's, and came out of a can? It wasn't like Yitzhak was going to let on, although the cook was so disgusted with him for it that it looked like there was going to have to be a repeat of the Fleetwood Mac theme day just to get the maximum effect out of the hateful looks.
Luke's is open, and very, very soupy.
[OOC: Thanks to
demonbelthazor,
futurevisions, and
untouchableskin for helping me pick out rain-themed songs, because holy crap are there fifty million of them -- and for helping me come up with enough soups for all of them. *g*]