4th floor common room- Wednesday after classes

[stacyexperiment]

Yesterday's class had gotten pretty ridiculous, and because Gwen was a totally rational person who felt like she should have been granted sainthood somewhere around hour five of the discussion, today there was gonna be a party

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[pasunereveuse]

"...is there a party?" Celia had missed the flyers, but she'd come up to the fourth floor anyway (shh, her boyfriend lived up here, she had reasons) and thankfully had wandered in when the content on the screen wasn't too questionable. At least, not enough that she noticed, yet. She was distracted by the surplus of food, which usually signaled a party, in her experience.

Of course, it being what it was, that relative lack of dirtiness on the screen probably wasn't going to last a whole lot longer. Oops. "What's the occasion?"

[stacyexperiment]

"Kathy was annoying," Gwen said. She was satisfied with that reason as it was, but then clarified, "There was a lot of weirdness happening in class yesterday so today's a day for education."

That didn't come from Tumblr. That was probably what bothered Gwen the most.

[pasunereveuse]

"What class?" Celia asked, just as things on the screen turned a bit more explicit. "Oh, my god."

And that was her hand going over her eyes, though she peeked through her fingers at Gwen. "Let me guess -- the...it was the sex class, right?"

Just a hunch. And now she was going to just look anywhere but at the screen. Mostly. For now.

[stacyexperiment]

"Yeeep. Sorry," she said, sounding sincere. "It was a weird day."

[theheadkid]

Travis's reaction to wandering into the common room and catching sight of what was currently playing on the television was laughter. He wasn't a purveyor of porn by any means but laughter covered up embarrassment well.

"This was definitely not mentioned in the brochure," he said, rubbing the back of his neck. "Interesting cinematic choice there."

[stacyexperiment]

"It's a thing that needed to happen," Gwen said, waving him in. "Come on in and watch dirty movies with us."

[theheadkid]

"You're not setting me up for a fall here, are you?" he joked, glancing at the TV again. "My parents are gonna pop out of a closet or something and yell at me for watching dirty movies at school?"

[stacyexperiment]

"If they do, it's because Fandom is crazy town and has nothing to do with me," Gwen promised. "...God, I hope Fandom never does that."

[not_a_moonie]

Alana had seen the fliers, so she went to the common room after she shut down the bookstore. Humping humans seemed like an excellent distraction from humping paperbacks.

She squinted at the screen before waving hi to Gwen. "Okay, a, I didn't know backs bent that way, and b, are you trying to get Kathy and Eleanor's heads to explode?"

Not that she totally disagreed with everything they'd said, but class really had gotten ridiculous by the end.

[stacyexperiment]

"Hey, Kathy challenged me. If her head explodes, that's her own fault. Eleanor I'll be nice to, though," Gwen said. Especially since Eleanor had seemed to have some personal reasons for her opinions. "Also I don't know how people move like this. They should maybe see doctors."

[not_a_moonie]

"Kathy had a whole lot of opinions for somebody who doesn't watch this stuff," Alana agreed. "And yeah, Eleanor ... I mean, if my boyfriend was all 'yay porn' I'd freak a little too."

Johnny had been pretty 'yay porn,' but he wasn't Alana's boyfriend. Also he hadn't acted like he had seen all the porn ever made.

"They might lose their jobs if they went to the doctor," she added, nodding to the very flexible people onscreen. "Not that I personally think that'd be a great loss, but whatever."

[stacyexperiment]

"Kathy had a lot of graphic details for somebody who doesn't watch this stuff," Gwen said. "...Is it wrong I immediately came up with a plot for a going-to-the-doctor movie?"

[doesnotkneel]

Edward hadn't seen any flyers. He'd just done as he usually did 'round here and followed the smell of food.

...and then paused. "What are we looking at?"

[stacyexperiment]

"Things our parents would probably disapprove of." Well, Gwen's parents wouldn't. Aunt May probably would have done the same thing at her age. "Join us!"

[doesnotkneel]

"My parents already disapprove of most of what I do," Edward mused, "What's one more notch on the post?"

He was going to be very happy that he did this, once the TV got really dirty. "Mind you, I can't watch that thing for more than a couple minutes at a time."

[stacyexperiment]

"Why not?" she asked.

[myownface]

Sparkle had missed the posters, but so help him, he had a radar for food.

For food and porn, apparently.

"Well, holy shit. Second floor is losing more and more awesome points to the other floors every day."

Yes, he was already reaching for a bowl of popcorn and depositing himself on the couch with a grin. Hey, who was he to turn up such a riveting opportunity to socialize?

"What's the occasion?"

[stacyexperiment]

"Class got obnoxious, so now we're learning about the movie industry," Gwen said.

[myownface]

"You know, I went to acting camp this summer and I don't remember any of this," Sparkle mused, cramming a handful of popcorn into his mouth. "Do I wanna know?"

[stacyexperiment]

"We got onto the subject in Sex Ed, and Kathy started going into detail about what happens and then said she'd never watched one and got all her info from Tumblr." Still judging. Still judging so hard. "She didn't appreciate me calling her out and told me to set up a viewing and here we are."