Girls with Guns, Wednesday, After Classes

Apr 21, 2010 17:32

"This is our last week together," Elena said. "So we're dispensing with all those silly rules about not pointing your weapons at each other, and not having them be loaded, and so on. This week, they're fully loaded, and it's war. Shoot each other like the crazed people you are."

This would probably sound ominous, if not downright insane if Elena ( Read more... )

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Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest findingelena April 21 2010, 21:33:42 UTC
... okay, maybe not carnage. They were Nerf weapons, after all.

Please do not let this stop you from play-acting out whatever dire injuries you may get, up to and including fake deaths that Shakespeare himself would be proud of. Bonus points if you get back up again five seconds later.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 23 2010, 04:40:43 UTC
"Woo!"
And then it hit him. The dart, that is. "Hey! You shot me! You shout your brother!"

The next minute was an overly dramatic death scene with Jack falling to his knees, falling on his back, turning over to his side, then his other side, then flailing. It was possibly the worst, over-dramatic death ever.

Exeunt Jack stage right.

....and then he got up, cocked the gun with both hands this time, and shot at his Little Sibling.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 23 2010, 18:14:38 UTC
And just when Leda was all set to be melodramatic over his body before she died. Instead, she rolled to the side and to her feet, dodging his shot.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 24 2010, 04:02:29 UTC
"Hey! That totally got you!" he said with a snicker.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 24 2010, 04:35:38 UTC
"Nuh uh!"

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 24 2010, 14:05:07 UTC
"Totally did!" he said, pulling a dart out of the bandolier and throwing it at her.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 24 2010, 14:13:30 UTC
"Oh now that's cheating!" Jack was Leda's second adopted older brother. And rather different than the first one, but not in a bad way.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 24 2010, 17:33:17 UTC
"So?"

Oh, look, a handful of darts were arcing towards her like grenades or lawn darts (but without the fatal pokey part).

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 24 2010, 19:55:55 UTC
"Oh no!" Shield spell. If he could cheat, could she. The darts bounced off the shield and fell to the floor.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 24 2010, 21:59:06 UTC
"Hey! That's not fair!" he shouted, picking up a piece of cardboard to use as a shield. Propping it up with his legs, he started to reload the guns, frantically.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 25 2010, 05:27:46 UTC
"All's fair in love and war." she recited, diving for cover and beginning to do an approximation of a soldier's crawl to flank him.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 25 2010, 05:33:28 UTC
Okay. The ridiculous pistol was loaded, and he threw a handful of darts from the bandolier in Leda's direction. Now for the megahugenormous one...

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 25 2010, 21:21:34 UTC
Well there went one leg out of commission, but she could still crawl. Though it was somewhat more awkward. She reached a good firing position, and fired a few shots in his direction.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 25 2010, 21:45:57 UTC
Thwapthwapthwap. Startled, Jack dropped the cardboard 'shield' and rolled behind some boxes. "I'll get you!" he said, shooting at her with the easier-to-load six shooter.

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest anarchist_queen April 25 2010, 21:50:13 UTC
Leda took advantage of his fleeing to jump to some new cover, and also to shoot at him some more. "You'll never take me alive!"

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Re: Battle Royale Free-For-All Carnage Fest inthereflexes April 26 2010, 00:19:12 UTC
"Fine! Dead or alive, I'll collect the bounty!" he called back. No fair, she got him in the legs!

He set up the big mclargehuge gun and waited for her to pop out so he could snipe her.

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