"Ah-hah! You vile flying beast! I shall dispatch you and your friends to the nether regions of this world where you may cease to--" An egg plopped on his head.
"Oooh! You nasty villainous creature!" He wacked one harpy to the ground with his wooden sword. "Take that you worthless piece of--" Claws dug into his right puffy-sleeved arm.
"Ahhh, foul
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When he spotted Edward, he went and took a nearby post. His hand was only shaking a little as he took his first shot at a harpy, wounding it in the thigh. It started shrieking abuse at him, and he went to finish the job as he turned to Edward. "Have you been at this long?"
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Spotting people on the roof, she cried out, "Down Swift Wind!" and proceeded to land her magnificent winged unicorn. "Could you use some assistance, friend?"
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"I... yes! If you'd like!"
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"I not think these creatures make good supper," she commented to Edward. And really, raised in the wild as she was, she was hardly picky about her food. But these things... ew.
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"They will need many spices to cover the stench, then."
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What? He was running low on marbles, and these things hurt like the dickens. "Hyeeaaah!" he shouted.
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Oooh. It hit a harpy in the wing. That was a particularly satisfying sound.
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