Mar 11, 2009 15:38
"Ah-hah! You vile flying beast! I shall dispatch you and your friends to the nether regions of this world where you may cease to--" An egg plopped on his head.
"Oooh! You nasty villainous creature!" He wacked one harpy to the ground with his wooden sword. "Take that you worthless piece of--" Claws dug into his right puffy-sleeved arm.
"Ahhh, foul beast!" He tore it off him and flung the beast over the side of the building. "Queen Narissa has unleashed her demon spawn, I see! I shall best you all, you feeble brained--" Plop plop plop.
GASP!
"You... you... wasted yourselves on me! How utterly vile and smelly! You shall all pay! PAY I SAY!"
Prince Edward bounded here and there, prancing as he smacked, stabbed, poked, and prodded each and every harpy that got close to him.
And yet more still came.
"Ahhhhh, sweeeet Andalasia! But where are you all coming from?! Beasts! One and all!" And yet Prince Edward was infallible and contiued on, hacking and taking down as many as he could.
"The peasants shall roast you for supper!"
[Mainly establishy but it's a roof and public, therefor open.]
prince edward,
romeo montague,
roof