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Third Floor Common Room: Thursday Afternoon

Feb 19, 2009 10:08

Done with classes for the week, Dor had slept in late and skipped breakfast entirely and missing lunch to boot ( Read more... )

dor of xanth, hurley reyes, 3rd floor common room, jeff murdock, cindy mackenzie

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imac_kenzie February 19 2009, 16:07:51 UTC

Mac was looking for coffee (since her common room seemed to be lacking the good stuff). She was not looking to hear about someone else's sex life, and definitely not in this much detail.

She stopped dead in the doorway.

"... It's like walking in on an invisible orgy," she said after a second. It was the sound effects that gave that impression.

talks2objects February 19 2009, 16:17:09 UTC

Dor's face was red as a beet as he tried to stop the furniture from talking. "I asked the couch a question and it won't stop!" He flailed.

imac_kenzie February 19 2009, 16:20:11 UTC

"What did you ask to get this?"

talks2objects February 19 2009, 16:32:59 UTC

"It said something about 'action'," Dor babbled. "I didn't know what it meant!"

The lamp on the other hand did know as it was doing a pretty good impression of the girl in the scenario.

Dor groaned and started to massage his temples. "Oh, please stop."

Unfortunately for Dor they just continued.

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scary_jeff February 19 2009, 16:29:59 UTC

"Dor," Jeff said, without any kind of preamble whatsoever, stormed into the common room, and tried to hug him. Desperately. "IT'S THE END TIMES."

He hadn't even noticed the talking.

talks2objects February 19 2009, 16:39:36 UTC

"I didn't mean to do it!" Dor flailed.

Because Doe wasn't aware of any other problems going on.

scary_jeff February 19 2009, 16:41:01 UTC

"Neither did I!" Jeff exclaimed to the wind, "It's just begun expanding and soon enough, no pants will be safe! Anywhere!"

talks2objects February 19 2009, 16:59:19 UTC

"But I didn't do anything to the pants!" Dor wailed. "Did I say something wrong to them?"

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likes_chicken February 19 2009, 17:08:01 UTC

Hurley was walking by the common room, when he heard the tale the couch was recounting.

He bug-eyed, then ducked away from the door framed.

Quietly, Hurley peeked into the room, listening intently. Just to be sure he wasn't interrupting someone's... private time.

"Dude, what the..."

talks2objects February 19 2009, 17:23:36 UTC

"I didn't mean to do it!" Dor exclaimed.

likes_chicken February 19 2009, 17:29:02 UTC

"Oh man," Hurley said, entering the common room. "I... both don't and do want to know how you started this."

talks2objects February 19 2009, 17:40:53 UTC

"I just asked a simple question!" Dor said holding his hands up. "I swear! That was it!"

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inthereflexes February 19 2009, 19:39:37 UTC

Jack was wandering around, wondering if people in other common rooms had food cooking.

That was not the sounds of food cooking. "What the...?"

talks2objects February 19 2009, 19:40:53 UTC

"I didn't mean to!"

That was becoming Dor's catchphrase.

inthereflexes February 19 2009, 23:00:37 UTC

"Didn't mean to what?!"
Oh, this was so not good.