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Second floor common room, all Friday afternoon

Mar 23, 2007 12:29

The kitchenette counters in the common room were covered in all sorts of unusual things this afternoon: bowls, spoons, cheese graters, half a lobster, bits of lego. A cheery tuneless song with lyrics written entirely in gibberish came from behind the counter as someone rummaged through the fridge. Finally, the door shut, and a slightly deranged ( Read more... )

pam beesly, evelyn carnahan, valentine, sokka, 2nd floor common room, rikku, hamlet dane, annette hargrove, luke skywalker, zero hopeless-savage, jack harkness

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misshargrove March 23 2007, 18:42:03 UTC

Since she was already on the second floor, having come from Dick's room, Annette wandered in. She was really wanting to see if Steerpike or Marco were about - acting strange.

She did not expect to see...a sort of chef guy?

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 18:58:58 UTC

The Danish Chef looked up from where he was fusing with things and grinned. Oh boy, the first hungry patron of the day!

"Velcume-a tu my keetchee!" he said. "Vhet cun I cuuk fur yuoo tudey? Bork Bork Bork!"

misshargrove March 23 2007, 19:09:35 UTC

Annette put a hand over her mouth, sort of in wonder, and sort of to keep from laughing out loud.

"Surprise me?" It was the best she could come up with under her awe-inspired circumstances.

What the heck was wrong with the second floor common room?

Was this the lunch chef? It couldn't be. She narrowed her eyes, looking closely. "Do...I know you?"

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 19:20:03 UTC

If Annette looked very carefully, she might recognize the crazy boy in the chef's hat as being on the cheer squad with her. Hamlet, however, wasn't quite in the right frame of mind to tell her that.

Instead, he pulled out a rather tasty looking chocolate cake from underneath the counter. "Tudey, ve-a meke-a yuoo deleeciuoos jepunese-a ceke-a! Bork Bork Bork!"

Setting the cake on the table top, he reached back under the counter to pull out a can of whipped cream, a bowl of fresh raspberries, and a baseball bat.

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tatooine_doofus March 23 2007, 20:09:59 UTC

"What. the. hell?" Luke stammered as he walked into the common room.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:13:09 UTC

The Danish Chef waved cheerfully at the new guest from behind the kitchenette.

"Velcume-a tu broonch! Vuoold yuoo leeke-a sumetheeng tu iet? Bork Bork Bork!"

tatooine_doofus March 23 2007, 20:17:43 UTC

"I'd like a bork, yes," Luke said, completely confused.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:21:29 UTC

The Danish Chef looked at Luke a minute, before nodding and going back to the fridge. He pulled out a very large bowl of beats and put them on the counter top.

"Zeen, I veell meke-a yuoo sume-a fery testy borsht! Bork Bork Bork!" he said with a grin.

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keds_champion March 23 2007, 20:11:17 UTC

"...brunch?" Pam asked as she wandered in and stared. "And what's a bork?"

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:25:16 UTC

The Danish Chef stretched out his cooking hands to get them all nice and loose. So many nice patrons today!

"A broonch is zee oozeer meel in zee dey, thet yuoo iet vhee yuoo dun't hefe-a teeme-a fur a guud loonch." He gestured around at the kitchenette. "Vuoold yuoo leeke-a a deesh mede-a joost fur yuoo? Bork Bork Bork!"

keds_champion March 23 2007, 20:27:55 UTC

Pam continued to stare. "Can you make muffins?" she finally asked.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:34:27 UTC

"Off cuoorse-a I cun!" he said.

He pulled out a bag of generic Betty Crocker muffin mix, a bag of chocolate chips, a small bowl of blueberries, two sticks of bran, and a can of tuna salad sandwich spread.

"Vhet keend ooff mooffffeens vuoold yuoo leeke-a?"

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the_merriest March 23 2007, 20:23:52 UTC

Rikku wandered into the common room and clapped her hands. "Dude! Dude! You're the bork-bork guy!" She danced around excitedly.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:27:42 UTC

"I em!" said the Danish Chef, puffing up with pride. "I'm fery heppy thet yuoo recugneezed me-a! Bork Bork Bork!"

the_merriest March 23 2007, 20:36:52 UTC

"Can we sing the song? Can we? Can we?" Rikku bounced again. "I don't know the words so I just make 'em up!"

"Yee bor skar mark bor sker bomp, do, ba deska do, yay bore skar bear bore ingar borp BORK BORK BORK!"

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 20:40:06 UTC

"Yuoo're-a fery guud et thees!" the Danish Chef said, clearly impressed. "Yuoo hefe-a a lufely Sveedeesh eccent. Bork Bork Bork!"

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importantman March 23 2007, 20:55:53 UTC

Valentine stopped into the second floor common room to survey the damage left behind from his Wednesday of crazy.
Not too much damage, but there was a guy singing crazy bork songs. And offering food! He could live with food!
He didn't bother to point out that brunch would have been earlier in the day.
"Any time of day is good time for brunch," he stated with a grin.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 21:07:43 UTC

The Danish Chef looked up to smile at yet another new visitor to his kitchen.

"Brooch is my febuooreete-a meel ooff zee dey!" he said. "Vuoold yuoo leeke-a sume-a? Bork Bork Bork!"

importantman March 23 2007, 21:18:31 UTC

"Of course I'd like some," Valentine replied, still grinning. "You can't go wrong with food, really. What have you got?"
For reasons unknown, he felt an odd Muppety kinship with this chef.

ihatedenmark March 23 2007, 21:33:45 UTC

For some reason, Hamlet felt especially Muppety close to Valentine today, although he couldn't put his finger on why.

"Fur yuoo? Ve'll cuuk lubsters! Bork Bork Bork!"

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