Meme: Kill - Marry - Screw

[dollpocalypse]

IT'S SO EARLY, YOU GUYS.

Righto, I promised this meme to annieadderall and iwishiwasbig yesterday, so without further ado, since we haven't done it since a full semester before my time omg:

Tag your characters in, and others will give them three characters to choose from (from either the game or their canon or a mix of both) - one to kill, one to marry, and one to do the no-

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Jeremy Darling

[stars_and_money]

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Re: Jeremy Darling

[dollpocalypse]

Juliet, Karen, Patrick.

...I did this same thing to twintuitionist, pretty much. So.

Re: Jeremy Darling

[stars_and_money]

YES. I SAW. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.

Okay, so.

Kill: ... Sorry, Patrick. He's going into politics, so there'll be attempts at his life anyway, right?
Marry: Jules. Because they are that close, but in a platonic way.
Screw: CUDDLE WITH PERHAPS IN VERY FEW CLOTHES BECAUSE THEY'RE AT A SNOWED-IN CABIN AND THE POWER IS OUT: Karen.

Simon Bellamy

[forhisfriends]

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Re: Simon Bellamy

[randomspanish]

Kelly, Alisha, Rudy

Re: Simon Bellamy

[forhisfriends]

Kill: Rudy. Less of an emotional attachment.
Marry: Alisha. He would so love the idea.
Screw: Kelly. And I can totally see it working out, in a weird way.

[necroslacker]

Nathan, Curtis, and Seth

Andrew Wiggin

[endsthegame]

So help me.

Re: Andrew Wiggin

[dollpocalypse]

Ben, Karla, Val.

*beams!*

Re: Andrew Wiggin

[glacial_witch]

...I don't like Karla's odds.

Re: Andrew Wiggin

[endsthegame]

Ah, an easy one. Screw: Ben. On a regular basis. Marry: Val. Duh. Kill: ... well, Nu was right about Karla's odds. Sorry?

Electroclash / Sarah

[electrocynic]

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Re: Electroclash / Sarah

[twintuitionist]

Guy, Jaina, Zayne!

Re: Electroclash / Sarah

[electrocynic]

Two versions for the price of one!

Reality TV Weekend Personas:
Kill: Guy. For being the annoying American.
Marry: Because adorbs. Also, possibly susceptible to manipulation.
Screw: Jaina. Because corruption!

Actual People, Not That She's Met Any of Them:
Kill: Jaina, by process of elimination (ie. she's a woman). Not that I see Sarah being able to kill a freaking Jedi.
Marry: AHAHAHA as if she's marrying anyone. But fine. Let's say Zayne.
Screw: Guy.

Re: Electroclash / Sarah

[randomspanish]

Hotness, She-Force, Thunder Monkey

Kate Gregson

[vanillajello]

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Re: Kate Gregson

[psychic_wonder]

Bod, Hannibal, Luke.

Re: Kate Gregson

[vanillajello]

... Oh the things you make me try and figure out while I'm waiting for lunchtime. I just want to weep.

Kill: ... Hannibal. But mostly because the one time they had sex left her too traumatized to ever do it again!
Marry: Bod. Always Bod.
Screw: Luke, because without other people in the mix, they already would have.

[necroslacker]

Zach, Evan, Bod

Whee!