Get your droid baby!sith_happenedSeptember 23 2015, 12:54:37 UTC
Each lifelike, life-size (20 1/2 inches) vinyl baby weighs 6.5 pounds. It is anatomically correct because Anakin is thorough that way. An internal computer simulates an infant crying at realistic, random intervals 24 hours a day. Intervals can be adjusted from 15 minutes to 6 hours for a normal, cranky, or particularly easy to care for baby.
Each student is also given a non-transferable key attached to a hospital bracelet on his or her wrist that must be inserted in the baby for a specific length of time to simulate feeding, bathing, diaper-changing and comforting. Care sessions last from 5 to 35 minutes. If the baby has been properly cared for, it will coo to signal the end of the session. If it is neglected (allowed to cry for more than one minute) or handled roughly (dropped, thrown or struck), tamper-proof indicators on the computer will alert Anakin and Obi-Wan.
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Protip: They'll notice.
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She was going for the window instead.
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Politely.
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That she was having trouble getting the window open on the other hand, that was a problem.
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Each student is also given a non-transferable key attached to a hospital bracelet on his or her wrist that must be inserted in the baby for a specific length of time to simulate feeding, bathing, diaper-changing and comforting. Care sessions last from 5 to 35 minutes. If the baby has been properly cared for, it will coo to signal the end of the session. If it is neglected (allowed to cry for more than one minute) or handled roughly (dropped, thrown or struck), tamper-proof indicators on the computer will alert Anakin and Obi-Wan.
You don't want to alert Anakin and Obi-Wan.
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No one should ever give an excitable fourteen year old naming rights to a human.
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