There were tables and chairs set up all around the lawn. Some were in the sun, where folks could work on their tan while they ate, and some were in the shade where folks could stay cool and non-crispy
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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015]rhymeswithtableAugust 29 2015, 11:40:21 UTC
A girl and her pig were absolutely going to peruse the contents of the picnic table, yes! In fact, Mabel was preparing two plates; one for herself, and the other for Waddles, who was trailing along behind her, watching what she was doing with keen piggy interest.
"One cucumber sandwich for me, one cucumber sandwich for Waddles! One big handful of Cheese Boodles for me! And one for Waddles!"
Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015]rhymeswithtableAugust 29 2015, 15:13:25 UTC
"Not at the picnic," Mabel decided, after taking a moment to seriously consider it. "It really works best if you have some Mabel Juice to wash it down with, and I wasn't able to find nearly enough little plastic animals to make a proper batch for the day."
Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015]rhymeswithtableAugust 29 2015, 15:59:32 UTC
"Of course not," Mabel replied, as though he was silly for even asking. "I wouldn't serve sub-par Mabel Juice to anybody! It just doesn't taste right without at least a plastic giraffe or something."
Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015]rhymeswithtableAugust 29 2015, 16:57:39 UTC
"It wasn't really an apocalypse if it never left Stan's property," Mabel pointed out. "And it was love and harmony and karaoke that fought them off, remember?"
Therefore, your argument was invalid, Dipper.
"Anyway, you don't get to use the zombies as an example, since they were your fault to begin with."
Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015]buzzkillcaptainAugust 29 2015, 17:12:39 UTC
"Hey, that ghost was haunting the Northwest family! I had nothing to do with that other than stopping it. And getting you invited to the dance which was your idea." Dipper pointed out. "And I didn't summon Bill. That was your creepy ex-boyfriend."
"One cucumber sandwich for me, one cucumber sandwich for Waddles! One big handful of Cheese Boodles for me! And one for Waddles!"
It was only fair.
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... Was there even falafel on this table? Was there?
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Dipper shuddered in revulsion.
"You're not going to use that thing you invented to drop food into your mouth while watching TV are you?"
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Except maybe Frank Doyle.
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Duh, Dupper. Duh.
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"You know that stuff is pretty scary to drink right?" Dipper asked. "I mean Grunkle Stan wouldn't even drink after that one time."
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Mabel was never going to forget how cold the county jail had been.
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So, you know... comparatively...
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Therefore, your argument was invalid, Dipper.
"Anyway, you don't get to use the zombies as an example, since they were your fault to begin with."
NEVER LETTING HIM LIVE THAT DOWN.
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At least that they could remember.
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Mabel had to pause and consider this.
"Just zombies, or are we counting ghosts and other assorted things that wanted to kill us?"
Like dead lumberjacks and dapper triangles.
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