Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part II

Aug 29, 2015 02:53

There were tables and chairs set up all around the lawn. Some were in the sun, where folks could work on their tan while they ate, and some were in the shade where folks could stay cool and non-crispy ( Read more... )

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 11:40:21 UTC
A girl and her pig were absolutely going to peruse the contents of the picnic table, yes! In fact, Mabel was preparing two plates; one for herself, and the other for Waddles, who was trailing along behind her, watching what she was doing with keen piggy interest.

"One cucumber sandwich for me, one cucumber sandwich for Waddles! One big handful of Cheese Boodles for me! And one for Waddles!"

It was only fair.

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RE: Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 14:21:31 UTC
"Seriously, Mabel?" Dipper said with an eye roll. "A cucumber sandwich? They have nachos here, Mabel. Nachos.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 14:35:06 UTC
"Oh, I got Nachos too," Mabel replied, beaming. "They're underneath the falafel."

... Was there even falafel on this table? Was there?

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 15:11:30 UTC
"Ew."

Dipper shuddered in revulsion.

"You're not going to use that thing you invented to drop food into your mouth while watching TV are you?"

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 15:13:25 UTC
"Not at the picnic," Mabel decided, after taking a moment to seriously consider it. "It really works best if you have some Mabel Juice to wash it down with, and I wasn't able to find nearly enough little plastic animals to make a proper batch for the day."

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 15:53:41 UTC
"You're not serving that to anyone are?" Dipper asked. "Because that stuff shouldn't be imbibed by anyone normal."

Except maybe Frank Doyle.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 15:59:32 UTC
"Of course not," Mabel replied, as though he was silly for even asking. "I wouldn't serve sub-par Mabel Juice to anybody! It just doesn't taste right without at least a plastic giraffe or something."

Duh, Dupper. Duh.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 16:06:24 UTC
Dipper began to wonder if he should start spending his money buying up all the plastic animals on the island.

"You know that stuff is pretty scary to drink right?" Dipper asked. "I mean Grunkle Stan wouldn't even drink after that one time."

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 16:13:39 UTC
"Yeah, but Grunkle Stan is a bad indicator for most things," Mabel pointed out. "Remember that time he had us making counterfeit money?"

Mabel was never going to forget how cold the county jail had been.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 16:44:38 UTC
"Yeah but he was afraid of drinking your stuff," Dipper pointed out. "And how often did we ever see him afraid?"

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 16:52:19 UTC
"I've seen him afraid of heights before," Mabel replied. "And of going on dates with Lazy Susan. And folk festivals."

So, you know... comparatively...

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 16:54:22 UTC
"See? Totally scary things!" Dipper said waving his noodle arms for emphasis. "And this is a guy who fought off the zombie apocalypse."

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 16:57:39 UTC
"It wasn't really an apocalypse if it never left Stan's property," Mabel pointed out. "And it was love and harmony and karaoke that fought them off, remember?"

Therefore, your argument was invalid, Dipper.

"Anyway, you don't get to use the zombies as an example, since they were your fault to begin with."

NEVER LETTING HIM LIVE THAT DOWN.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 17:00:57 UTC
"I said I was sorry!" Dipper said with a sigh. "And how many zombie apocalypses have I caused since then?"

At least that they could remember.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] rhymeswithtable August 29 2015, 17:06:29 UTC
"That we can remember?"

Mabel had to pause and consider this.

"Just zombies, or are we counting ghosts and other assorted things that wanted to kill us?"

Like dead lumberjacks and dapper triangles.

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Re: General Mingling [Fall 2015] buzzkillcaptain August 29 2015, 17:12:39 UTC
"Hey, that ghost was haunting the Northwest family! I had nothing to do with that other than stopping it. And getting you invited to the dance which was your idea." Dipper pointed out. "And I didn't summon Bill. That was your creepy ex-boyfriend."

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