Mar 09, 2007 10:25
Barbossa had a boat, the Heidy Ho III.
Barbossa had a parasol umbrella to keep him from getting wet. The rain would remove that all-important layer of grime he had going.
Most importantly, Barbossa had a plan. And a sign.
Barbossa's Boatin'!
Helpin' t' get ye around Fandom without drownin'
fer mostly reasonable rates!!!!
Singin' be extra!
He didn't mention that he would be singing and they would be paying him to stop.
He put on his most innocent expression--which wasn't terribly innocent--and waited for the first customer to slog on up.
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