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Fic: Figuratives Mark Figures A and B

Aug 03, 2008 08:50

Title: Figuratives Mark Figures A and B
Rating: M
Spoilers: Through 'Revelations'
A/N: For stiletto_freek who wanted pole dancing, and I THINK I found a (slightly cracked-out) way to make it work.

( Figuratives Mark Figures A and B )

alias: one shot, rating: m, alias fic

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alias424 August 3 2008, 14:31:19 UTC

Haha, yes. Just a bit.

You know Baltar LOVES his centurions. I figured if I was already making this ridiculous, I might as well go all the way, lol.

xmaidelx August 3 2008, 14:20:59 UTC

This is WAY too funny! WAY, WAY too funny. And awesome.

*claps*

Oh, and the Cottle ending!? <3.

alias424 August 3 2008, 14:33:31 UTC

*bows*

Thank you!

And I heart Cottle. That ending literally made it in like two seconds before I posted this, so I'm glad you liked it.

xmaidelx August 3 2008, 14:48:46 UTC

I'm so glad you were inspired to use it then! :)

LIKE, REALLY REALLY HAPPY. Sorry about the edit. Durn computer didn't understand I meant return, not enter. *evil glare*

alias424 August 3 2008, 16:29:03 UTC

Hee. Then I'm very glad YOU'RE glad. And you absolutely 100% win for giving me milk and cookies!!!!! *hugs* You know JUST how to bribe a girl, lol.

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gidget_zb August 3 2008, 14:41:21 UTC

OH.EM.EFF.GEES.

Baltar. And a Centuarion. And Cottle. And weed. And Anders, and Dee. And OMGS. OMGS. BLACK LIGHTS. AND PORNO MUSIC. AND MIRRORED ROOMS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I? LOVE THIS IN INSANE WAYS.

Enough to forgive you for shocking me with it - I SHOULD HAVE FIRST DIBS ON EVERYTHING BITCH. NO WITHHOLDING, MKAY?

I would like, PAY RDM to see this on the show, lmao. The one thing that survives the apocolypse - a strip joint, lmao.

alias424 August 3 2008, 16:08:35 UTC

Hahaha. That is probably the only time you will (semi-)begin a comment with 'Baltar.' If you're gonna crack it up, go all out, yes?

Surprise! But dude. Even your ICON is glaring at me! I'm sorry! I told you I always feel weird passing along stuff since it's never for a beta. It's just like, 'Here! Read meeeee!' But I have learned my lesson (though if glaring!Laura wants to teach it to me again, I would not at all be opposed).

gidget_zb August 3 2008, 17:45:46 UTC

*teaches you good*

I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR: I AM A FLAIL PARTY OF ONE TWO. CAUSE I HAVE TO COUNT THE WHORE.

Hahahaha, in other news, TOTALLY misspelled count - I forgot the O. HEE.

alias424 August 3 2008, 18:11:13 UTC

*loves how dirty that sounds*

BWAHAHAHAHA! I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY GRANDMOTHER WHEN I READ THAT, BITCH! NOT BUSTING OUT LAUGHING NEARLY KILLED ME!

theastolat August 3 2008, 15:17:19 UTC

Aip!

I don't know how Laura and pole dancing never entered my fantasies but now it's practically my mind's screensaver, making it that much harder to concentrate on work.

......*giggles drunkenly*

alias424 August 3 2008, 16:11:34 UTC

Who needs to work when there's pole dancing Laura to be had! And as your mind's screensaver? I need to get me a copy of that.... Nothing would ever get accomplished again, but it would be fabulous.

unavitasegreta August 3 2008, 15:18:38 UTC

You are my new god and I shall worship you from here on out. This is genius. Sheer, pure genius. To say it was hilarious is not strong enough. Every frakkin sentence of it is like gold. I would have to quote every line to fully express how great it is. You had me rolling with laughter the whole time. And I find it highly amusing that poor little Caprica is the only one not high and stoned. Damn, the things sober Caprica must be seeing! High/drunk Laura and Bill are great! Baltar and the Centurion! The Eights eyeing Tigh! Tyrol and the drinks! Cottle! Cottle walking in on A/R! You. Are. Genius. The only building standing on Earth and it is a strip club! I shall give some of the credit to Letto for coming up with this genius idea and you for frakking writing it!

alias424 August 3 2008, 16:16:14 UTC

Oh my goodness! Thank you! And poor little Caprica, indeed. If it hadn't been for the toaster baby, I'm sure she and Tigh would've absolutely been tearing up the place... but think of all the good bribery material she probably has now! And yes, stiletto_freek DEFINITELY gets some of the credit for this. I NEVER would've ventured into the cracked world of BSG and strip clubs if it hadn't been for that prompt.

unavitasegreta August 3 2008, 16:45:29 UTC

I guess this will prove to them all how much Caprica wants to be a part of 'their world' if she's going to hold all of their dirty little, orgy-induced secrets. LOL. You had me rolling the whole time!

stiletto_freek August 3 2008, 17:59:55 UTC

. I NEVER would've ventured into the cracked world of BSG and strip clubs
come, join the dark side. we got booze.
:)

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