It fucking snowed last night.

It. Snowed. In. Miami.

It fucking SNOWED in Miami last night.

FML

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Saw Avatar, not thrilled.

Yes, it was very very pretty. It was also Fern Gully meets Pocahantas meets Dances with Wolves. I was bored very quicky. Sigurney Weaver was great as usual though.

any way I wasnt thrilled and I came out ofit wanting to smack James Cameron... again.

Every time I hear Lady Gaga's 'Lovegame' I think of


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If I ever use the words 'orbs' or 'pools' to describe eyes in my writing, kill me.

btw, I'm taking my biological mother to dinner tonight. wish me luck.

I'm reading Lord of the Rings for the umpteenth time and have to say the following:

Fuck! My god Tolkien!!!! WHY does every person/place/thing/sword/mystical object have to have at least three fucking names!!!???

Aragorn has at least five, Aragorn, Elessar, Thorongil, Estel, Strider, and Im sure Im missing a few.

Jeezzzzzz.

LULZ I'm waiting up for George to call for me to pick him up and I've made dozens of muffins and one amazing batch of cranberry sauce, the Lanners house batch since the Tyler batch will be prepared at my daddy's house ( Read more... )

I Fucking hate Jimmy Buffet. And cranberries. Not 'The Cranberries'. The fruit, not the band. The tiny ridiculously bitter so fucking difficult to cook fruit ( Read more... )

I unintentionally own the exact same sunglasses as Chris Pine. I'm not sure if that makes me butch or the poor captain a little femme.

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Ok, so if I didnt believe in Friday the thirteenth and its curse before, I sure as hell do now ( Read more... )