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[falltotry]

so it appears that when i say "gimme danger" i mean it in No Uncertain Terms. i mean come the fuck at me. i mean, "hey baby, let's court okay!" i apparently mean oh hey, something else my mother can NEVER KNOW because she's Sure she Raised me Better

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[babyfawn]

i wanted to go to the pride parade oh so baaaadly.

but my boyfriend has been once. and he said you can only go once. and i didnt want to go by myself bc that would be so gay. hahahha

anyway. i was reading this and realized i am really fucking bad at living in a big city. i never carry a method of self defense on me. nor do i ever execute caution when meeting people off the internet (i.e. craigslist. i drove all the way to rogers park for my violin lesson for the first time to this dudes studio apartment not knowing him at all, all by myself. and i ended up coming home like 3 hours later than I intended because it takes like an hour each way. ANYWAY, needless to say my bf was worried sick. because i was stupid and didnt let him know everything was ok.)

but "my #1 daytime fantasy is castrating drunk boys who won't take "no" for an answer." YES!!! ME TOO.

[falltotry]

for srs though, i am pretty bad when it comes to meeting people off the internet. i kind of go through the motions of trying not to be a moron about it, but in the end, it tends to work out that i run into them alone in increasingly secluded locations. for instance! when i met erin (comment right below yours), i was like "oh hey! we can totally meet at the apartment i JUST MOVED INTO TODAY which is completely unfurnished, has no telephone, and is in a neighborhood i am pretty unfamiliar with except my best friend kind of used to live in the approximate area and one time i saw a guy get stabbed across the street from her house!!" i mean, i'd internet-known her for about six years or something, but still :( in conclusion, she is not a psycho, and didn't rob me at gunpoint, so that's okay

[heygeinletseat]

castrating drunk boys who won't take no for an answer is also my number one fantasy, but i'd like to add womanizing pricks who think they are god's gift to women to that list, too. usually they're one in the same, but you know, just in case.

so were the dudes gay or? that's crazy. i need to get a switchblade or something. i think a can of pepperspray would work better for me though 'cause i don't know shit about badassery.

[falltotry]

obviously i have been listening to tribe 8 or something :) oh god, this one guy was hilarious! me and my roommates spent most of the time teasing him and playing Gay Or Not Gay. because it really seemed to matter to him! and for some reason, when people actually care, it makes me want to fuck with them. i'm a jerk! (for the record, he insists Not Gay) i think they were just two dudes who lived sort of nearby and wanted to go to a bar. but omg, he was really thunderstruck when i said i was a homo. he kept awkwardly trying to ask if i actually liked having sex with girls (and i kept acting like i didn't know what he was trying to say so he would have to elaborate...because i'm a jerk!) finally i lost it and i was like "yes! do you? okay, we have something in common

[yoursacredkey]

wow, how behind on journal reading am i?? but effing yes i remember! i miss those days!
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[falltotry]

haha, i pretty much think about that all the time and how awesomely coincidental it was and how it pretty much just sums up that entire summer in terms of awesome coincidence :)

also! i totally just got a new cookbook (this one! it's so lovely <3)and am so looking forward to baking loads of crazy sweets and need to go visit like...all of my internet friends to test out said recipes :) unfortunately, there is no lasagne, which i think i am internet-famous for or something...but cupcakes! so many cupcakes!

[yoursacredkey]

oh and you may not have found me if i hadn't passed out and been dragged out of the crowd, remember? hm, that is weirdness.

so someday you will cook for me again! like, i don't cook much, but when i do, i have this weird talent of substituting things i don't want in it... so my point is, i should try vegan cooking styles. i want to create!

[yoursacredkey]

oh! and have you seen The Mighty Boosh? its a show, that um, well it comes on tv really late at night (here anyways)... and what happened was i had fallen asleep with the tv on, and woke up at like 1am or something, and it was on, and i wasn't entirely sure if i was dreaming it or not, cos its kinda weird. but its my new fascination. you may or may not like it, but try it! teh boosh!

p.s. its not as good sober...

[falltotry]

OH MY GOD I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THE BOOSH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!
i was really excited when i heard it was going to be on adult swim...until i remembered i don't have a television :x and i've seen all the episodes like a billion times anyway but oh well! omg, i have such a silly crush on julian barratt. and/or howard moon. seriously, about half the windows i have open right now are something boosh-related. yet another awesome coincidence, this is hilarious!

i'm really glad we have the same taste in, like...everything <3333333333333333333333333333333333

[yoursacredkey]

aaah you is teh original! yeah adult swim is the one thing i watch close to religiously, and i am appreciative, cos i discovered the boosh! lol i need more people like you around! no appreciation for my obscure interests! haha and i am trying so hard not to feed my secret obsession with michael fielding (naboo!)... tomorrow night they're gonna be in LA, and i'm debating if i should spend desperately needed money to go...

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[falltotry]

OMG OMG OMG GOOOOOOOO! and be like "MIKE FIELDING YOU ARE ADORABLE AS HELL, LET'S SMOKE FROGS TOGETHER, ALSO I AM TALLER THAN YOU!!!"
i am so jealous of you!!! and comic con...but for srs, if they were coming to chicago, i would be there in nought point nought seconds flat spazzing out like nobody's business! AND i would bake them cupcakes :D