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[falltotry]

so it appears that when i say "gimme danger" i mean it in No Uncertain Terms. i mean come the fuck at me. i mean, "hey baby, let's court okay!" i apparently mean oh hey, something else my mother can NEVER KNOW because she's Sure she Raised me Better

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[falltotry]

obviously i have been listening to tribe 8 or something :) oh god, this one guy was hilarious! me and my roommates spent most of the time teasing him and playing Gay Or Not Gay. because it really seemed to matter to him! and for some reason, when people actually care, it makes me want to fuck with them. i'm a jerk! (for the record, he insists Not Gay) i think they were just two dudes who lived sort of nearby and wanted to go to a bar. but omg, he was really thunderstruck when i said i was a homo. he kept awkwardly trying to ask if i actually liked having sex with girls (and i kept acting like i didn't know what he was trying to say so he would have to elaborate...because i'm a jerk!) finally i lost it and i was like "yes! do you? okay, we have something in common!"

pepper spray is bad! there could be wind! then you're fucked! or is this just a chicago thing? anyway. i definitely recommend the flick knife for sheer badassitude. just pulling it on people usually makes them back off because they think you're a psycho. unless they're also psychos. then you should probably actually know how to stab someone :\ your best bet is deadly, deadly fists. and deadly, deadly kicking people in the freaking nads. just pretend you're in one of those movies you like!