What's the best way to hunt birds?

[Because all this NESTS EGGS NESTS EGGS FARMER'S WIVES bullshit is getting old, fast.]

[Glub, glub. There's something in the water ( Read more... )

I'm... I still...

[There's quick, heavy breathing for a minute, before Ezra starts screeching unintelligibly, overwhelmed by his confusion at living, his fear of what has just happened, and most of all, his anger at his own helplessness ( Read more... )

[Where has Ezra been the last few days? Why, he's been travelling! All the way to Sabatier to see the corpse-jerky. Except Ezra's sense of direction isn't the best, and he's ended up in Hande instead, which is okay by him because hey, that's a nice looking swamp.

Too bad about the fish, though.]So, anybody know what's wrong with these fish? They' ( Read more... )

Waw luk at me I no the alfabit naw wupi ha ha ha.

I hop u r hape Zeke this is stupib and u r stupib.

Y am I evin lisning tu u

stuqid.

[If you figured out what that said, you deserve a medal. Ezra has been taught the alphabet, song and all, but learning to write is a slow process, especially when nothing seems to be spelled like it sounds. ( Read more... )

Snow? Really? I thought it was spring. I thought it was spring, but I guess I was wrong, because there is snow, and it is cold, and I think I'm dying ( Read more... )

You people write a lot. First it was signs, that's normal enough. Shop. Town. Easy, that's fine. Then you started writing messages on these things, and that was a bit annoying. What's wrong with talking ( Read more... )

So, these baths. How long can the water go? Usually it would have run out by now.

Not that I'm complaining.

[The bathtub is obviously running in the background. There's also a lot of splashing and dripping--Ezra is effectively trying to flood his artichoke. And Ezra's capybara? The happiest capybara in the world.]

[So this whole invasion thing? Ezra is not taking it seriously at all. After hearing about it on the comms, he actually left the safety of the temple to check it out. Realizing quickly that it was less interesting and more painful than he had thought, he headed for the river by Eider Village ( Read more... )

Where am I, and where's Aram? [Someone sounds terribly unimpressed, but not too shocked. Like suddenly waking up in a strange room is more of an inconvenience than anything else.]And while I'm at it, what is this thing? It picks up other people talking, but the technology is weird. Weird shape. Weird smell. Weird feel. I didn't know it was possible ( Read more... )