Okay, this is stupid. I'm not good at building houses. All I've managed to do so far is make a mess in the side of the river bank. This wouldn't be so hard if I had been listening to Teacher, sure, but when did I ever listen to him? Never. That's why I'm in this stupid situation ( Read more... )

What's the best way to hunt birds?

[Because all this NESTS EGGS NESTS EGGS FARMER'S WIVES bullshit is getting old, fast.]