I'm the dream of every queen, the world's most gorgeous boy.

May 22, 2003 04:20

What a wretched day-- but I won't trouble anyone with that nonsense. A very impolite girl once told me, "I don't want to read about your goddamn day!" I may be paraphrasing, but the thought remains. Suffice it to say, disappointment after disappointment led to my finding a $.25 quality digital camera and amusing myself for hours. Enjoy the ( Read more... )

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f_is_forensics May 22 2003, 12:47:36 UTC
you put my cam whore skills to shame.

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Maybe someday your name will be in lights, saying: "Johnny B. Goode TONIGHT" fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 11:57:10 UTC
ah but only the cam whore skills :-*

Just more motivation to practice, right?

You know... Dar hasn't gotten any SteinMart mailings yet, did your mom even turn in the form?

Give my love to Chaz!

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yeah, maybe f_is_forensics May 23 2003, 16:19:58 UTC
only the cam whore skills. my whore skills in any other area are unparalleled. especially when it comes to ATTENTION WHORING.

anyway, i doubt my mom did turn in the form. she quit her job at steinmart the other day, by the way. i told you she hates jews.

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I know it knocks you off your feet-- you're so bitter, you think you're sweet. fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 17:15:39 UTC
attention whoring, 13 year old d essing.. with these I have no chance; but on cam-- well, it's my show now, sweetcheeks!

jews-- hah. what a joke

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radarnobara May 22 2003, 15:01:39 UTC
oh and send me nudes.

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I guess I should take prozac, right, and just smile all night at somebody new? anonymous May 22 2003, 17:38:16 UTC
For a lousy camera, those are some nifty photos, especially those with frontal lighting.

P.S. You know what they say about fellows with big headphones. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

- Sveta

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A very good friend of mine told me something the other day. I'd like to pass it on to you... fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 11:45:21 UTC
Hmm, what do they say, Sveta? So far I've heard "you look like a puppy," "your head looks like it's about to be swallowed," and various remarks on how suave they were... in 1996.

GOT ANYTHING TO ADD??! HUH?!? YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH

*sob*

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Frame by frame, on my way to fame unrealeel May 22 2003, 22:04:59 UTC
I'm quite impressed - not to mention I have a pair of headphones rather similar to those you've got there...

In other news! Granny Smiths are sour and green and probably would make an interesting tea. We also need a jingle about fortune-telling jellyfish. And your new blog format is pretty spiffy, if I do say so m'self.

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I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade. fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 11:40:02 UTC
See now Lauren, I've gotten a lot of shit about these headphones. I don't see what the big deal is-- why would I want tiny headphones/earpieces that don't fully cover my ears (letting ambient noise in), don't offer the maximum in comfort (I chafe easily), and wouldn't give the impression of I AM IGNORING YOU STOP TALKING KTHX when I put them on? It's gotta be jealousy.

Granny Smiths-- pfft, *I* could've told you that. I would have thought 'obs'd hook you up to a worldwide apple culture with fancier, smarmier, tarter pome... but alas.

Now, I *did* IM Miri about the production plans for our crabs and jellyfish, but I've yet to get a response. This is normal-- if you'll see a couple comments down, she completely ignores me in favor of a girl she doesn't know. Don't worry; it just means more loot for us. It's a shame though.. she could really add a lot to our team. Again: alas.

The LJ design, yes, it IS fairly attractive, but I can't claim barely any credit. Ari did all the work, and of course Manu's the main man in the ( ... )

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I'll be swinging on that kelp swing I stole from a mermaid. unrealeel May 23 2003, 20:27:12 UTC
These headphones have quite the advantage over the other dinky ones. Jealousy, indeed.

I was eating a Granny Smith while I was wondering the question, hoping for that sort of response. Apparently, 'obs merely finds apples "aesthetically appealing" or some such like that, Dar pointed out.

What a shame! How'll we ever get our hands on that red cellophane hygroscopic polymer to experiment with?

It all begins with the concept. And apparently ends with a lass.

The Beatles I don't mind, but I'd rather sing to a tune of mine.

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Bought me box of french cigars, bought me a black beret. Get my French from the girl next door... fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 21:34:54 UTC
"Aesthetically pleasing?" Hahaha, that's rich. Ten to your one that says if apples were pink, the man would start a fruit-worshipping cult. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you: I admire that kind of spirit.

Personally, I'd love to sing along with you; but the Beatles lyrics were mostly for Miri's sake, in an effort to lure her into our scheme-- she has an unnatural obsession: very unhealthy in my opinion. But some nice solid work could perhaps solve that... work WE could provide. It's only our job as co-members of the human race, Lauren. It's our DUTY.

*fade to black*

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are you ready to be, liberated? on this sad side city street.. heyratchel May 23 2003, 00:00:15 UTC
Why are you home?

nOOdz, you guys are on your own. Watch out for things that slither.

I don't see the pictures you gave me today on here, where'd they go??hwa HWA.

Ready to see some prOn. And hairbrushes.

Glross!

I like Miri.

<33 Rachel

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Save me from this library, oh four-eyed librarian amazon... limesforchrist May 23 2003, 09:57:07 UTC
I like you, too.

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the more you ignore me.. the closer I get. You're wasting your time. fakingsincerity May 23 2003, 11:08:08 UTC
oh jesus will you two get a room??!

&also can I come?

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I don't want somebody to love me, just give me sex whenever I want it.. heyratchel May 24 2003, 16:50:29 UTC
It's okay with me if it's ok with darling Miri !

I'll take the offer of getting a room rather than you hood of you're car :P
oracloset.

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