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[faithfullyslain]

All right, hell with what the Warden says, it still looks like I got here right after some big down-there shindigging... all these crowds tripping out an' over themselves like they've had too much of the local rotgut or they've lost their puppy dogs. Not that I can guess at lookin' much better... woke up feeling like I got clubbed in the face with

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[gaz4prez]

Well, don't know who you are right now, but the stuff you're talking about sounds familiar. What's your name?

[faithfullyslain]

You've run into Chaos demons before? And you didn't get a faceful of slime and antlers? Not bad!

And name's Faith, nice to hit up one of the locals. You?

[gaz4prez]

I meant what you were talking abut sounds familiar, not that I haven't had a few run-ins with demons myself. A few zombies and evil lice too. My world is pretty weird.

Gaz Membrane. Now I remember. You don't know a Buffy, do you?

[faithfullyslain]

Evil... lice?

'Kay, your world? May just be crazier than mine. And we've got evil brain-controlling egg demons.

And hey, you know B? She land here in Funkytown too?

[boundtowater]

Place to... hang?

[faithfullyslain]

Dude, that is some crazy hair. I'm liking it.

And yeah--'course from the looks of this place, it sounds like a party's brewing more so than an Apocalypse. But does anyone know where the monsters actually are?

[boundtowater]

Is crazy good? I am aware naturally blue hair is unusual...

And I am not sure. I have not seen any monsters yet.

[faithfullyslain]

Hey, plenty good in my book. Tried dyeing mine that color once upon a hell of a long time ago... don't like remembering it. Never does work out well when you've got to bleach it first. Turned it some sort of wonky, streaky green. Never trying that again.

Hmmnn... odd. Slayer's not much good to keep 'round if there's no big brewin' evil to face off against, y'know?

[bornslayer]

[Puzzled tone, because she recognizes your voice, but... you sound different.]

Faith?

[faithfullyslain]

Huh, wicked nice B, you are here! Purple girl said you'd be around.

Why the confusion?

[bornslayer]

You sound different. Guess it's just this communicator thing. I'm- glad you're here! [A little conflicted, because she'd rather that Faith not be caught up in this, but she is glad to see her.]

[faithfullyslain]

I do? Could say the same 'bout you, B. You sound young.

[fire_cadence]

Hmm...so what sort of powers do you have?

[faithfullyslain]

Does a girl really need anything crazy? Hell, on a one to ten scale, at a guess? I'm Superman.

Unless you're asking me to fly. I'm making no promises 'bout that landing bit.

[buffythe_slayer]

And the day keeps getting better. Faith, long time since you've been here.

[faithfullyslain]

Now if I didn't know any better, I'd think that was sarcasm, B.

I never have been here. Last I knew you were blowing Sunnydale all the way to kingdom come and dreaming 'bout cookie dough.

Now here's my question--why are there two of you?

[buffythe_slayer]

That's exactly what the last Faith said. I didn't blow up Sunnydale! You vanished around August, kind of skulked around for a few months before that. But last I knew, you were stuck in solitary.

I dunno why, cause if that's how I turn out in other dimensions, the world will probably fall down. There are these things called Alternates, or different versions of people. I'm not the first one to see... another. As far as I can tell, I was the first Buffy to see this place.

[spaceflyboy]

I volunteer to be example A, Summers.