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[faithfullyslain]

All right, hell with what the Warden says, it still looks like I got here right after some big down-there shindigging... all these crowds tripping out an' over themselves like they've had too much of the local rotgut or they've lost their puppy dogs. Not that I can guess at lookin' much better... woke up feeling like I got clubbed in the face with

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[gaz4prez]

Well, don't know who you are right now, but the stuff you're talking about sounds familiar. What's your name?

[faithfullyslain]

You've run into Chaos demons before? And you didn't get a faceful of slime and antlers? Not bad!

And name's Faith, nice to hit up one of the locals. You?

[gaz4prez]

I meant what you were talking abut sounds familiar, not that I haven't had a few run-ins with demons myself. A few zombies and evil lice too. My world is pretty weird.

Gaz Membrane. Now I remember. You don't know a Buffy, do you?

[faithfullyslain]

Evil... lice?

'Kay, your world? May just be crazier than mine. And we've got evil brain-controlling egg demons.

And hey, you know B? She land here in Funkytown too?

[gaz4prez]

Oh yeah. They sucked. Wanted to take over the school and everything. I think my brother stopped them that time.

Oh, its pretty crazy. We got supernatural things running around and the civilians are incredible stupid for no reason. It sucks.

Her, her friend Willow, that Angel guy...there's a few people from your world here, I think. Assuming you're all from the same world.

[faithfullyslain]

Huh. You'd figure evil t'have a bigger scope of things--city, town, hell, the block. Don't quite know if I'd settle for just a school if I were big and bad and... uh... warring on hygiene.

Crazy. Them I've got to smoke out. Gotta see what B's up to now she's gone and changed the world like she has.

[gaz4prez]

Oh, evil attacks a lot of crazy things in my world. You'd be surprised. Once there was this Chicknfoot guy, and don't even get me started on an annoying little green alien named Zim-

Changed the world? How'd she do that?

[faithfullyslain]

Blowing half of California to kingdom come, for one thing.

[gaz4prez]

Blowing up a place called California.

Now then...is doing that a good thing, a bad one or just a matter of circumstance?

[faithfullyslain]

Depends what you consider a good thing. Not many bad guys left living in that crater. 'Course there's not many good guys left either. Or any guys at all, for that matter.

[gaz4prez]

Huh.

Sounds ideal in one way, actually.

[faithfullyslain]

Or just boring.