Potion # 003

[failpotions]

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[In a place that looks like the Square, there's now a makeshift purple stand, with a couple of beakers and flasks with multicolored liquids of questionable composition inside. The camera shakes a bit as it shows you this scene, when suddenly it pans around to a close-up of Yzma, who's currently wearing a wide scary grin on her face. This

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[flameofviii]

[ Aaaand of course he's totally hanging out by the stand, looking it over with a dubious expression. ]

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[flameofviii]

[ Oh ho? His eyebrows raise in slight surprise. ]

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[flameofviii]

I don't think you'd want him working for you.

[ Shrugging his shoulders now, placing the bottle back on the table. ]

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[failpotions]

[Oh well, at least he put it back!]

And why on earth should I listen to your advice?

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[flameofviii]

[ And then he picks up another one! ]

Because.

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[failpotions]

[This face. Have this face.]

What did I just tell you about touching my potions? Is your puny little brain that nonfunctional you can't even remember something I had just told you minutes ago?!

action; and bed for me!

[flameofviii]

[ AND HAVE THIS FACE, YZMA. ]

Oh, I remember what you said perfectly.

action; 'kay, nini! <3

[failpotions]

Then why don't you actually listen, for once?

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[flameofviii]

Maybe I just don't feel like it.

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[failpotions]

[oops monologue-ing a bit here]

Why do these idiots always end up working for me? Why?

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[flameofviii]

[ And just. Kind of smirking over here, 'cause this is really too much fun. ]

Heeey, I take offense to that.

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[failpotions]

Yes, I care immensely for your feelings.

action; ksjfhkasfk it's okay I fail too. D|

[flameofviii]

[ and he pockets this last bottle of mysterious potion, half to test if she'll even see him do it. ]

You really should, y'know.

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[failpotions]

[Nope, didn't see that at all. Eyesight turns bad as you grow older, y'know. So she instead goes for the default angry reaction.]

If you do not intend to be of use, then what are you still doing here?!