Potion # 003
VIDEO POST;
[In a place that looks like the Square, there's now a makeshift purple stand, with a couple of beakers and flasks with multicolored liquids of questionable composition inside. The camera shakes a bit as it shows you this scene, when suddenly it pans around to a close-up of Yzma, who's currently wearing a wide scary grin on her face. This also may or may not be a plan to make money so she can hire a henchman who can tie up Kuzco and bring him to her so she can forcefeed him cauliflower soaked in sleeping potion so she can put him in a box and put it in a cage and leave it in the middle of the forest so Kuzco can starve to death, but hey, details.]
Welcome, welcome to my new potions stand! I have concocted various potions for all your everyday needs, from the common poison for killing Emper-er, for pest control, to beauty products that enhance your best features, tested and proven by none other than my beautiful self!
There will be a 20% discount for the first 10 customers. So come, come to my booth and purchase the potion of your choice before stocks run out!
[And the video cuts abruptly here.]
VOICE; FILTERED AWAY FROM KUZCO; SO HACKABLE IT HURTS
I have a question of utmost importance to you peasants-er, citizens of the City. Hypothetically, say that there is this certain Emperor you want dead, and that you had a brilliant plan, a plan so brilliant and fool-proof that absolutely nothing could go wrong, except that something does go wrong because your stupid, brainless, absolutely worthless right hand man with the brain of a stupid monkey mixed the wrong potion into said Emperor's drink, turning him into a llama instead of poisoning him to death!
[Brb trying to calm herself down for a while]
Thus, you chase said Emperor and suddenly end up in this City, and shortly afterward said Emperor also appears. Now, hypothetically, you would want to end the Emperor's life once and for all so that he will be stuck in this strange dimension forever and you can go on ruling his Kingdom with your infinite wisdom and beauty. However, for whatever strange reason, the City seems to be plotting against you and refusing you to even come close to killing said Emperor, and your currently hired henchman refuses to cooperate. What would you do?
All hypothetically, of course.
[ooc; action for anyone who wants to buy stuff from yzma, or assume they bought a potion, whatever you want. Also your character may or may not get a wrong potion and turn into an animal of your choice instead. More details here! :>]