Potion # 003

[failpotions]

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[In a place that looks like the Square, there's now a makeshift purple stand, with a couple of beakers and flasks with multicolored liquids of questionable composition inside. The camera shakes a bit as it shows you this scene, when suddenly it pans around to a close-up of Yzma, who's currently wearing a wide scary grin on her face. This

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[guardianed]

This isn't sounding very hypothetical.

[failpotions]

Well then it isn't my problem that you do not see it as hypothetical now, is it?

[guardianed]

It might become your problem. Murder's not viewed in the best light, even here.

[failpotions]

Why, but you have no proof against me!

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[flameofviii]

[ Aaaand of course he's totally hanging out by the stand, looking it over with a dubious expression. ]

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[failpotions]

[Oh. it's you. What was she paying you for again (of course she hasn't actually paid him, but shush, not the topic at hand).

She frowns at him.]

Well, are you purchasing a potion, or are you simply going to continue being the worthless right hand man that you are?

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[flameofviii]

[ He'd totally be a more willing henchman if she did, though- but... again, not the topic at hand. But he's smirking now, crossing his arms over his chest as he watches her. ]

I figured you'd need some help running this place.

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[failpotions]

[Oh don't think that glare's going away]

Then stop standing there and actually help me.

[somatical]

[So here we have fail!prince, who is wandering around because someone told him he should explore and not stay in the relative safety of Ciel's mansion.

We're walking, we're walking, we're wal--WAIT WHAT IS THAT SHINY.]

[failpotions]

[Hi she sees you there.

Raises a potion in the air like so.]

Hello, insignificant peasan-er, citizen! Would you like to purchase a potion or two?

[somatical]

[Oh hi you are scary beyond all reason.

Points at himself. Pointpoint.]

What... oh, me?

[failpotions]

[...Just don't say that to her face. B|

Gestuuuures idk]

Yes, yes you! Might you be looking for a certain potion that could do certain things for you?

[honestlyrubbish]

...it looks like I've some competition. Not that I mind at all; this should really prove to be quite interesting, multiple potion shops in the City.

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And why is it that you want this certain Emperor dead?

[failpotions]

Competition? Why, I'm sure that would indeed be a challenge.

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Why are you even asking? So I can rule his kingdom, of course. Hypothetically.

[honestlyrubbish]

More so if the types of potions that we brew are similar in nature. Do you have any particular specialty?

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I was asking in case you might have had a more justifiable reason. Not that I think assassination is usually the answer, but against a particularly tyrannical ruler, perhaps it'd be more understandable.

But this seems more like a selfish power grab, doesn't it?

[failpotions]

And why in the world would I be revealing such a thing to competition?

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Well if you absolutely want to know, then I want to get rid of him because he is a stupid, worthless emperor with no sense of gratitude. I could be a much better ruler than him!

...Why of course it is a power grab, what else is there to it?

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[child_radical]

...Really?

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[failpotions]

Is that all you can say?

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[child_radical]

Other than your hypothetical ramblings sounds like an actual plot and that no one in their right mind will actually assist you?

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[child_radical]

Perhaps I do, but I'll save those comments for anything else you say that steps outside the realm of common sense.